Sugababes pretend everything is OK on Carribean holiday

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Sugababes Amelle Berrabah in a bikini in the Caribbean

Wave Goodbye

Tue, 29/12/2009 - 13:05 by Mr. HM

You'd think that with the Sugagbabes now resembling the original Sugababes as much as Cher resembles Serena Williams they'd be knuckling down to some hard work wouldn't you? Well are they bollocks.

They too hopped on board the Annoyeveryone flight on 'Enjoy Your Shitty Weather UK' airline and headed stright for the Caribbean.

Apart from Amelle sporting a nice shiny new Hitler hairdo (makes me feel ill etc) the pics are about as interesting as watching Vanessa Feltz wipe her arse, but it's December 28th and there is NOTHING HAPPENING. Look, I'll prove it. Here are 2 of the sets of pictures on offer from one of the poor picture agencies who are scrambling around looking for anything to photograph:

You think that's bad? You ain't seen NOTHING yet:

I rest my case.

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Comments

I was just browsing the carnival cruise lines website when I found your article here. Does that look like snow over there? Why does a Caribbean holiday involve snow? Wrong location maybe?:))
hilarryburton Fri, 15/04/2011 - 13:40
Doesn't explain where she got those thighs though.
stella ah trois Tue, 29/12/2009 - 15:40
That would be micanozole nitrate cream (2%) then. It'll be a Sun exclusive by tomorrow.
stella ah trois Tue, 29/12/2009 - 15:38
That's superb Mr HM, but we demand more : like did she then spend some time contemplating this pinnacle of her work, and trying to poke her finger through the bag until it split??
erniemilko Tue, 29/12/2009 - 15:13
Its easy to see where Amelle found her new hairstyle.
Compare picture 5 with http://www.ww2incolor.com/gallery/albums/germans/Heinrich_Himmler_3.sized.jpg
ashmaceyn Tue, 29/12/2009 - 13:51
I have just seen Graham Norton buying Lanacane in Waitrose. Will that do?
merylhighground Tue, 29/12/2009 - 13:36
Sadly thus detail is not forthcoming, however I like to think it had something to do with his scrotum.
Mr. HM Tue, 29/12/2009 - 13:32
Linda Robson once shit in a carrier bag round the back of HMV on Oxford Street.
Mr. HM Tue, 29/12/2009 - 13:31
Can't you just make something up? Or get drunk (it is lunchtime and technically still holidays even if people have to work) and in a moment of weakness just tell us some sordid celebrity truth for which you have absolutely no proof but a jolly good source. Go on. You know you want to. Sod the lawyers.
stella ah trois Tue, 29/12/2009 - 13:23
but what did russell buy at boots???? i need to know.
paxtonwhitehead Tue, 29/12/2009 - 13:18

but what did russell buy at boots???? i need to know.
paxtonwhitehead Tue, 29/12/2009 - 13:18
Can't you just make something up? Or get drunk (it is lunchtime and technically still holidays even if people have to work) and in a moment of weakness just tell us some sordid celebrity truth for which you have absolutely no proof but a jolly good source. Go on. You know you want to. Sod the lawyers.
stella ah trois Tue, 29/12/2009 - 13:23
Linda Robson once shit in a carrier bag round the back of HMV on Oxford Street.
Mr. HM Tue, 29/12/2009 - 13:31
Sadly thus detail is not forthcoming, however I like to think it had something to do with his scrotum.
Mr. HM Tue, 29/12/2009 - 13:32
I have just seen Graham Norton buying Lanacane in Waitrose. Will that do?
merylhighground Tue, 29/12/2009 - 13:36
Its easy to see where Amelle found her new hairstyle.
Compare picture 5 with http://www.ww2incolor.com/gallery/albums/germans/Heinrich_Himmler_3.sized.jpg
ashmaceyn Tue, 29/12/2009 - 13:51
That's superb Mr HM, but we demand more : like did she then spend some time contemplating this pinnacle of her work, and trying to poke her finger through the bag until it split??
erniemilko Tue, 29/12/2009 - 15:13
That would be micanozole nitrate cream (2%) then. It'll be a Sun exclusive by tomorrow.
stella ah trois Tue, 29/12/2009 - 15:38
Doesn't explain where she got those thighs though.
stella ah trois Tue, 29/12/2009 - 15:40
I was just browsing the carnival cruise lines website when I found your article here. Does that look like snow over there? Why does a Caribbean holiday involve snow? Wrong location maybe?:))
hilarryburton Fri, 15/04/2011 - 13:40