Super Bowl 2011: Jennifer Aniston, Lea Michele, Christina Aguilera & maybe some football

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Mon, 07/02/2011 - 10:37 by Harry Bow

It was Super Bowl Sunday in the US last night, which means lots of celebs (nipples covered this year), lots of expensive adverts and some football. Yes, we'll put you out of your misery because we're sure there's been a lot of anticipation - The Green Bay Packers won. We knew they would, they're the much stronger team, aren't they?

This is American football, so think more Jennifer Aniston and watery beer rather than a glassing down the Holloway Road... We stayed up to watch it but after ten minutes there still wasn't any cheerleaders or football, just Slash and Fergie murdering Sweet Child O' Mine.

 

Apparently the game's best touch-down came courtesy of Cameron Diaz though. Choo choo...

The only other thing we learnt is that Wiz Khalifa's 'Black and Yellow' song is about the colours of the losing team not a bumble bee. 

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Comments

  • American football is a load of shit. They wear all this stupid padding on them, large gladiator like helmits etc etc, its amazing they can even walk onto the field let alone play. All they do is jump on each other for the ball and then touchdown and throw it on the grass. ITs a load of shit, Rugby leage is for real men not for the American wimps that play American football.

    dancingworm Thu, 10/02/2011 - 01:05

  • Not quite Rugby.
    More like Tag, played by Muscle Marys, in armour.
    Every "play" of the "Game" is timed to coincide with American TV Ad Breaks - which occur approx. every 3 mins.
    Needless to say it is shit.

    Ahh, that's better,Miley CyrussnoggingAshley Tisdale

    ken tate Tue, 08/02/2011 - 02:31

  • I like how everyone's whinging that Christina Aguilera fucked up the words to Star Spangled Banner. I've only ever seen people performing it in her shrieky warbly style, so I'm amazed anyone could understand her well enough to recognise that she cocked up.

    retrovertigo Tue, 08/02/2011 - 02:07

  • Rugby with pads. Lame

    mike hunt Mon, 07/02/2011 - 15:29

  • It's rugby ennit. I caught the beginning of it. Christina looked liked she was farting her way through her number. I didn't see Fergie though but what's to see? The Peas have become middle-aged teenagers and you have to ask yourself - why?

    PuddyTwat Mon, 07/02/2011 - 14:56

  • I thought I might finally embrace my American half, and so I flicked to this while Mr Tescopop was taking the bins down. It was midnight, the thing had been on since 10, and was going to go on until 4am. What the fuck? I only lasted about 3 minutes, and none of that was actual gameplay, just a chat with some plastic-faced-looking man called Troy. So, can someone please explain to me why this sporting event is 6 hours long, please? I don't understand it.

    ALSO: mega lol at Xtina's face/hair/clothes. She looks like a mental homeless person.

    tescopop Mon, 07/02/2011 - 11:22

  • I thought I might finally embrace my American half, and so I flicked to this while Mr Tescopop was taking the bins down. It was midnight, the thing had been on since 10, and was going to go on until 4am. What the fuck? I only lasted about 3 minutes, and none of that was actual gameplay, just a chat with some plastic-faced-looking man called Troy. So, can someone please explain to me why this sporting event is 6 hours long, please? I don't understand it.

    ALSO: mega lol at Xtina's face/hair/clothes. She looks like a mental homeless person.

    tescopop Mon, 07/02/2011 - 11:22

  • It's rugby ennit. I caught the beginning of it. Christina looked liked she was farting her way through her number. I didn't see Fergie though but what's to see? The Peas have become middle-aged teenagers and you have to ask yourself - why?

    PuddyTwat Mon, 07/02/2011 - 14:56

  • Rugby with pads. Lame

    mike hunt Mon, 07/02/2011 - 15:29

  • I like how everyone's whinging that Christina Aguilera fucked up the words to Star Spangled Banner. I've only ever seen people performing it in her shrieky warbly style, so I'm amazed anyone could understand her well enough to recognise that she cocked up.

    retrovertigo Tue, 08/02/2011 - 02:07

  • Not quite Rugby.
    More like Tag, played by Muscle Marys, in armour.
    Every "play" of the "Game" is timed to coincide with American TV Ad Breaks - which occur approx. every 3 mins.
    Needless to say it is shit.

    Ahh, that's better,Miley CyrussnoggingAshley Tisdale

    ken tate Tue, 08/02/2011 - 02:31

  • American football is a load of shit. They wear all this stupid padding on them, large gladiator like helmits etc etc, its amazing they can even walk onto the field let alone play. All they do is jump on each other for the ball and then touchdown and throw it on the grass. ITs a load of shit, Rugby leage is for real men not for the American wimps that play American football.

    dancingworm Thu, 10/02/2011 - 01:05

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