Susan Boyle arrives at JFK airport, greeted by a few fans

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Susan Boyle arrives at JFK airport

Wild Horses won't stop her

Mon, 23/11/2009 - 12:38 by HM writer

Susan Boyle arrived at JFK airport yesterday, following a performance on 'X Factor' last night, looking as er, sedate and serene as ever...

Apparently the 48-year-old 'hairy arsehole' (tm Sharon Osbourne) threw ITV1 producers into turmoil when she turned up to perform on 'X Factor' with bright red hair, which she had dyed herself. Badly.

Hairdressers had to turn up last minute to sort it out, three hours before she was due to perform her cover on The Rolling Stones 'Wild horses'.

A source said:

"It was chaos. She was due on stage at 4pm on Saturday but at 1pm she arrived with bright red hair and a great big grin.

"There was no way she could have gone on stage like that. The grey bits completely soaked up the colour and were especially vibrant. At one point they considered giving her a wig."

At least it didn't affect her live performance (stop talking to her, Dermot)...

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Comments

Red hair or not, she is one of the most talented singers on X-Factor. I agree, she doesn't really have the looks of a pop start but can the world for once start seeing beyond that?
sfo parking
ChanceDwayne Wed, 08/12/2010 - 13:13
I'd fucking love to see Nuts or Zoo do a photoshoot with her.
retrovertigo Wed, 25/11/2009 - 02:47
All she needs now is a Sunday League footballer boyfriend, her own range of orthopaedic hats and a couple of telephoto shots in Hello! of her on Cleethorpes nudist beach sporting a muff like a dead cocker spaniel and the Cinderella transformation will be complete.
BigPhil Tue, 24/11/2009 - 15:01
If you had children and she came round to babysit - there is a 50/50 chance you'd come home and one of the children's shoes would be hanging out of her mouth by a stray shoelace. "YOU ALLOWED ME IN YOUR LOVELY LOVELY HOME - AND I TRIED TO FIGHT THE DEVIL VOICE OGRES FROM THE BOTHY - BUT THEY WOULD NO LEAVE ME BE! I'M SORRY. YOU'VE HAD YOUR TEAS SO?!"
kwebb Mon, 23/11/2009 - 17:09
jiggerycock Mon, 23/11/2009 - 17:08
Who is she again?
cosmotopper Mon, 23/11/2009 - 16:29
She's being 'marketed' in the States as someone with severe learning difficulties - like the Jimmy Osmond character in Fame. That way when she opens her mouth it'll be: "Oooh. It can sing!"
PuddyTwat Mon, 23/11/2009 - 16:06
I'd fuck that bodyguard. Anyone have his number?
biggayal Mon, 23/11/2009 - 15:29
MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 23/11/2009 - 14:57
That's John Prescott in a wig!
yogithebear Mon, 23/11/2009 - 14:53
she needs help, perhaps even round-the-clock care.
unseemlydogposture Mon, 23/11/2009 - 13:04

she needs help, perhaps even round-the-clock care.
unseemlydogposture Mon, 23/11/2009 - 13:04
That's John Prescott in a wig!
yogithebear Mon, 23/11/2009 - 14:53
MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 23/11/2009 - 14:57
I'd fuck that bodyguard. Anyone have his number?
biggayal Mon, 23/11/2009 - 15:29
She's being 'marketed' in the States as someone with severe learning difficulties - like the Jimmy Osmond character in Fame. That way when she opens her mouth it'll be: "Oooh. It can sing!"
PuddyTwat Mon, 23/11/2009 - 16:06
Who is she again?
cosmotopper Mon, 23/11/2009 - 16:29
jiggerycock Mon, 23/11/2009 - 17:08
If you had children and she came round to babysit - there is a 50/50 chance you'd come home and one of the children's shoes would be hanging out of her mouth by a stray shoelace. "YOU ALLOWED ME IN YOUR LOVELY LOVELY HOME - AND I TRIED TO FIGHT THE DEVIL VOICE OGRES FROM THE BOTHY - BUT THEY WOULD NO LEAVE ME BE! I'M SORRY. YOU'VE HAD YOUR TEAS SO?!"
kwebb Mon, 23/11/2009 - 17:09
All she needs now is a Sunday League footballer boyfriend, her own range of orthopaedic hats and a couple of telephoto shots in Hello! of her on Cleethorpes nudist beach sporting a muff like a dead cocker spaniel and the Cinderella transformation will be complete.
BigPhil Tue, 24/11/2009 - 15:01
I'd fucking love to see Nuts or Zoo do a photoshoot with her.
retrovertigo Wed, 25/11/2009 - 02:47
Red hair or not, she is one of the most talented singers on X-Factor. I agree, she doesn't really have the looks of a pop start but can the world for once start seeing beyond that?
sfo parking
ChanceDwayne Wed, 08/12/2010 - 13:13