Hmmm. The campaign to quash those 'SuBo has learning difficulties' rumours is off to a flying start - with her handlers sticking her on a flying Dumbo at Disneyland. Effing hell...

SuBo has airlifted her glamorous presence to LA to croon away her cover of the Rolling Stones' Wild Horses on the America's Got Talent final on Wednesday. 

And amazingly it isn't bad! It'll be Subomania all over again.

Over 1000 fans turned up at LAX to catch a glimpse of Britain's biggest megastar. "Let me touch your shawl!" they may have cried.

Here's some pictures of her flying around on a cartoon elephant and one of her slurping from a Coca-Cola carton. Hmmm. It's probably vodka.

Look at her!

She's Scottish and moody with a face like a beetroot. You're telling us she's not on the sauce morning, noon and night? She looks like she smells like a distillery if you ask us...