Susan Boyle performs on the Today show
Gone Boyling
Mon, 23/11/2009 - 18:35 by Mr. HMBritain's Got Talent runner Up Susan Boyle kick-started her promotional tour of America by performing on the mega-huge Today Show.
It's difficult to write about Susan Boyle without coming across as a bit too harsh or unnecessarily cruel, because whilst the woman can sing, she is also clearly a complete fucking nutbag.
Her album is on course to outsell EVERYTHING this year. EVERYTHING. Forget Robbie vs JLS or any of that old trousers - Boyle has recorded an album of covers and will now take over the world singing 'Wild Horses' to grandmothers the world over.
I've only really included this story because her face looks funny and she appears to have a head the size of Nottingham, but I can't print that because it's a bit nasty. Americans bloody love this kind of Brit don't they? Can we not give them Jedward too? I just interviewed them. It is safe to say that they will not be bothering MENSA anytime in the near future.
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I bet you she can turn a few tricks as well, can probably suck a golf ball through a hosepipe
They can keep the mardy one if they like her so much
Like it, but couldn't help thinking she looks more like John Prescott in drag
She's turned into a Bo Selecta mask!
Americans loves an underdog. In Blighty we're more cynical. So what if she's ugly. The woman's set for life. Wanna top up your pension? Pretend to be backwards and work what you've got like Billy-O.
I screamed a scream in time gone by..Etc
I screamed a scream in time gone by..Etc
Americans loves an underdog. In Blighty we're more cynical. So what if she's ugly. The woman's set for life. Wanna top up your pension? Pretend to be backwards and work what you've got like Billy-O.
She's turned into a Bo Selecta mask!
Like it, but couldn't help thinking she looks more like John Prescott in drag
They can keep the mardy one if they like her so much
I bet you she can turn a few tricks as well, can probably suck a golf ball through a hosepipe