You've clearly never met my mother...

Yay! Dancingworm.

Ohh and Boyle luv ya suit!

surely someone should have called the social by now? this she-wookie brings out a worrying moralistic side in me where i worry about her exploitation - i'm sure she would be much happier locked in a ward sleeping off a constant drip of nice drugs like the rest of the mentally challenged the state is unsure what to do with.

she also makes me a little ashamed of my tartan blood.
the ginger in my beard is blushing.

Dandy....(only a fucking american). The end.

Fair point monkeytech but why are YOU here?

I bet the story's a lie. Everytime she has a performance, are they going to dredge up the same old lame old about her having a public "meltdown". Can't she just sleep with Jude Law like everyone else?

Monkeytech, before you get all holier-than-thou, she does have a 'mental condition'. She was deprived of oxygen at birth and was declared as having brain damage. So, you know, shush.

Ok if I wasn't sure that Susan Boyle was a bit too "special" to a.) string together as many words as used above or b.) use a computer then I would think that monkeytech was our own SuBo but obviously this is not the case.

This leads me on to my next point - FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU GIBBERING SPASTIC, nobody gives a fuck what some preppy American fuck from whatever cock-sucking PR firm it is you work for has to say. My mother would be ashamed ?? what the fuck do you know ? at least my mother didn't slap the fucking midwife when I was born you worthless fuck.

Who wraps garbage? Or uses the word garbage, for that matter.

Not only is this rag sick, but all of your comments are as well. Susan Boyle does not have a mental condition-you all do. The story is complete bullshit. She does clown around when people encourage her, and she entertaining passengers, who were all LAUGHING with her-not scared to death. Tabloids blow it all out of proportion so idiots like you can hop on and say things that would shame your mother. You folks all need to get mental help to rebuild your own self-esteem.
Holy Moly needs to be used to wrap garbage-not read. Don't keep getting sucked in by this stuff, because it is simply not true, and now you look as foolish as the rag does-or more so.

The drop in the number of suicide bombings has been put down to Susan Boyle- Now that Muslims know what a virgin looks like...........

Mmmmmm crazy hairy scottish porn.........*drools*

I'm sure all those conditions will be fine but MJ needs it to be filmed. We can use a camera like they have in Most Haunted. I'm sure that green hue will be very naturalistic anyway.

Cowell is very like Rumpelstiltskin - but instead of straw he turns into gold its people with special needs, karaoke specialists, and 18 year old men with undescended testicles.

if paul pots isn't up for it i'll stand in, on the conditions that:

- i receive 5% of album sales
- am allowed to wear thick rubber gloves
- the room is completely dark

I take it you are volunteering ? I say this because I think you'd be hard pressed to find any other cunt who'll do it.

Oh god - you're not offering yourself for this task are you? She's got enough problems.

Isn't that what they say about horses and dogs, and in the olden times of yore, seals, dolphins and elephants? They wouldn't race/perform/jump though hoops (not the elephants mind) if they didn't want to. No - it's cos you hit them with big sticks if they don't do as they are told.

she just needs a good seeing to.