Sylvester Stallone's face not ageing well at art exhibit in Miami

No face to hide

Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:17 by HM writer

Look at how pretty Sly Stallone is! Oh no wait... Someone call 911, he's having a stroke. And his face is seconds from slipping enitrely off his skull. THINE EYES!!!!

We don't know what's more terrifying, his face or his paintings. We'd keep the sunglasses on if we were you, mate. In fact, we'd never take them off. Is this one of Brigitte?

Sly was exhibiting his art work at Art Basel in Miami with wife Jennifer Flavin (she has to wak up next to that) and we'll start the bidding at £2.50. OK, we'll throw in the roll of sellotape and tub of pocket size vaseline (aloe vera) on our desk too.

He's just one face lift away from this. Yeah, it's JACKIE...

Sylvester Stallone pictures, Sylvester Stallone

Comments

Is his mum a zombie from one of George A Romero's films.
whereswaldo Sat, 05/12/2009 - 23:22
Ahhhhh Stallone's ok - but even though Rourke is looking a fucking mockery it's ok for him? *shakes head*
Blartmonster Thu, 03/12/2009 - 23:33
Looks ten times better than some of the other botoxed waxwork dummies doing the rounds
wantondisregard Thu, 03/12/2009 - 19:49
So Arnie's the Governor of California and he's the President of France - didn't they do well?....
fisterella Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:57
Alex Reid in 10 years.
kermits Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:26
I can't believe Jules has left Jamie for Sly.
izudu Thu, 03/12/2009 - 15:09
I love Stallone's mum. She's fucking bonkers.
tescopop Thu, 03/12/2009 - 15:02
He always did look like he was removed from the womb with a torque-wrench.
jiggerycock Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:16
He blew a dudes head of with a 50 calibre machine gun in Rambo 4 and he was 60 when he did it.....the mans alright by me.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:14
hair plugs. x-infinity, no returns.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:09
He's 63, he looks fine.
dennisnilsen Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:58
A spastic made of teak.
Repugnant Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:46

A spastic made of teak.
Repugnant Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:46
He's 63, he looks fine.
dennisnilsen Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:58
hair plugs. x-infinity, no returns.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:09
He blew a dudes head of with a 50 calibre machine gun in Rambo 4 and he was 60 when he did it.....the mans alright by me.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:14
He always did look like he was removed from the womb with a torque-wrench.
jiggerycock Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:16
I love Stallone's mum. She's fucking bonkers.
tescopop Thu, 03/12/2009 - 15:02
I can't believe Jules has left Jamie for Sly.
izudu Thu, 03/12/2009 - 15:09
Alex Reid in 10 years.
kermits Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:26
So Arnie's the Governor of California and he's the President of France - didn't they do well?....
fisterella Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:57
Looks ten times better than some of the other botoxed waxwork dummies doing the rounds
wantondisregard Thu, 03/12/2009 - 19:49
Ahhhhh Stallone's ok - but even though Rourke is looking a fucking mockery it's ok for him? *shakes head*
Blartmonster Thu, 03/12/2009 - 23:33
Is his mum a zombie from one of George A Romero's films.
whereswaldo Sat, 05/12/2009 - 23:22