We don't know what's more terrifying, his face or his paintings. We'd keep the sunglasses on if we were you, mate. In fact, we'd never take them off. Is this one of Brigitte?
Sly was exhibiting his art work at Art Basel in Miami with wife Jennifer Flavin (she has to wak up next to that) and we'll start the bidding at £2.50. OK, we'll throw in the roll of sellotape and tub of pocket size vaseline (aloe vera) on our desk too.
He's just one face lift away from this. Yeah, it's JACKIE...
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COMMENTS (12)
A spastic made of teak.
He's 63, he looks fine.
hair plugs. x-infinity, no returns.
He blew a dudes head of with a 50 calibre machine gun in Rambo 4 and he was 60 when he did it.....the mans alright by me.
Looks ten times better than some of the other botoxed waxwork dummies doing the rounds
He always did look like he was removed from the womb with a torque-wrench.
I love Stallone's mum. She's fucking bonkers.
I can't believe Jules has left Jamie for Sly.
Alex Reid in 10 years.
So Arnie's the Governor of California and he's the President of France - didn't they do well?....