We don't know what's more terrifying, his face or his paintings. We'd keep the sunglasses on if we were you, mate. In fact, we'd never take them off. Is this one of Brigitte?

Sly was exhibiting his art work at Art Basel in Miami with wife Jennifer Flavin (she has to wak up next to that) and we'll start the bidding at £2.50. OK, we'll throw in the roll of sellotape and tub of pocket size vaseline (aloe vera) on our desk too.

He's just one face lift away from this. Yeah, it's JACKIE...