Now, unless Jamie Afro had just wanked in their hair, I'd say that Jedward fever had taken over The Saturdays - it's a bit Something about Mary isn't it? Also - what the fuck is going on with their eye make up? Were they heading for a matinee of Cats afterwards?
Still, at least my least favourite pop star on Planet Earth Florence from Florence and the Machine showed up, still dressed up like the titles of a Bond film, giving it "all that".
T4 Stars of 2009 winners:
- In a way, we were all winners. Think on.
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Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
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COMMENTS (7)
You can get that exact same look by going into any barbers / hairdressers and saying "can you please make me look like a total and utter talentless, shit-eating fuckspastic?"
you like all the knackered old biffers, hm.
speaking of knackered, the saturdays look like the could do with a good twelve hours shut eye each.
N-Dubz look like something from a panto. High Street Cinderella & her Ugly Sisters.
i would caution against taking the piss out of n-dubz. judging from these pictures, it seems apparent that dappy has gangland connections and might very well arrange to have one of his homies bust a cap in yo arse...or at the very least see to it that you receive a very public dressing down, thus diminishing the level of respect you currently enjoy amongst or contemporaries, or indeed, kru.
you have been warned.
Fucking hell, none of the Saturdays look like they can support the weight of their own makeup.
The bleeding fucking Saturdays. Those musical behemoths. Why should the likes of Jimmy Page, Rod Argent, Johnny Marr, Thom Yorke and wotshisname, that fucking drummer from Muse shake in their (considerably) talented boots? Some people really can play (hence the list of maestros) and are revered, then you have the likes of the fucking Saturdays, who are recruited not for their soulmoving songwriting abilities, nor their deft musicianship, but because they're "easy on the eye" and will attract legions of wankhappy schoolboys and immature fuckwits who buy Nuts magazine.
They remind me of those backing singers Robert Palmer used to have in his vids, who posed with guitars and suchlike, but were probably told which way up to wear the fucking things, a la the Saturdays.
NB - My HM, you fucking mucker, you have gone up manifold in my estimation - thanks to to your dislike of the munter known as Florence. Another fucking musical travesty
The Saturdays look like yesterday - tired as fuck. All that greasepaint caked into their skins. Hope they've got some typing skills and are updating their CVs. It could be over by next year.