Take That launch their Singstar game in London

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Take That's Mark Owen launching their singstar gameTake That's Mark Owen launching their singstar game

A million love songs (well, about 20 actually)
Thu, 26/11/2009 - 10:51 by Mr. HM

Take That launched their singstar game last night and the place was crammed full of more glittery eyeshadow and spanx than Danyl Johnson's dressing room.

Incase you didn't know, our transatlantic cousins are all eating sweet potato with Marshmallow on top and shit like that (it's Thanksgiving) so today is likely to be strictly brits only - which sounds great and patriotic and all that until you realise all you've got to play with are pictures of Pixie Geldof and James Corden.

We can get through this if we just stick together OK? Everyone pick a partner and hold hands - it'll be over soon.

Here are a whole bunch of people turning up to Take That's Singstar launch. If they're honest they were more interested in being within 20 yards of Jason Orange than promoting a playstation game.

Our imaginary reporter took a survey as people left and a staggering 86% of people went to get a free playstation, 10% tried to feel Mark Owen's pert little bottom and the remaining 4% just smelt the mini fish and chips when they were walking past (James Corden counts as 4%).

Take That pictures, Take That

Comments

  • Pictures 2-4, 6 and 11: who the fuck are these people? Is that the best they could do? I thought Take That were the biggest band in the country, FFS.

    Is Kate Moss arriving or leaving? She looks cunted either way. What a fucking skank.

    James Corden - the Fatty Arbuckle de nos jours: fat, not funny and (hopefully) destined for an equally ignominious fall (not that I want some slapper to get fucked with a Coke bottle, but if that's what it takes....)

    Is Gary Barlow wearing an oversized coat to make us think he's lost weight?

    jaffa Fri, 27/11/2009 - 12:20

  • Puddy finally imploded.

    BigPhil Thu, 26/11/2009 - 23:41

  • I think he looks like a monkey.
    And that's not racist. Some people do look like monkeys.
    I know a woman, honest to God, who looks like a fucking labrador. Unbelievable. She'd be ripe for Ripleys for that.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 26/11/2009 - 22:13

  • Yes dear God you're right.
    Can't bear Jenny Frost. She's a complete knob so I wouldn't be surprised if she's growing a cock. It's probably her bony minge though poking thru her pants.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 26/11/2009 - 22:07

  • Mark Owen is starting to look like Michael J Fox, isn't he?
    Without the shakes, obv.

    littlelola Thu, 26/11/2009 - 19:43

  • Is it my imagination or does Jenny frost have something strange hiding in her knickers?

    laurakatethegreat Thu, 26/11/2009 - 14:44

  • Is it my imagination or does Jenny frost have something strange hiding in her knickers?

    laurakatethegreat Thu, 26/11/2009 - 14:44

  • Mark Owen is starting to look like Michael J Fox, isn't he?
    Without the shakes, obv.

    littlelola Thu, 26/11/2009 - 19:43

  • Yes dear God you're right.
    Can't bear Jenny Frost. She's a complete knob so I wouldn't be surprised if she's growing a cock. It's probably her bony minge though poking thru her pants.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 26/11/2009 - 22:07

  • I think he looks like a monkey.
    And that's not racist. Some people do look like monkeys.
    I know a woman, honest to God, who looks like a fucking labrador. Unbelievable. She'd be ripe for Ripleys for that.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 26/11/2009 - 22:13

  • Puddy finally imploded.

    BigPhil Thu, 26/11/2009 - 23:41

  • Pictures 2-4, 6 and 11: who the fuck are these people? Is that the best they could do? I thought Take That were the biggest band in the country, FFS.

    Is Kate Moss arriving or leaving? She looks cunted either way. What a fucking skank.

    James Corden - the Fatty Arbuckle de nos jours: fat, not funny and (hopefully) destined for an equally ignominious fall (not that I want some slapper to get fucked with a Coke bottle, but if that's what it takes....)

    Is Gary Barlow wearing an oversized coat to make us think he's lost weight?

    jaffa Fri, 27/11/2009 - 12:20

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