He blamed being constantly pissed on his multiple 'dalliances', but one affair with Account Manager Neva Handley, lasted for over 2 years.
He met her on a train station platform and three weeks later flew her to LA so she could manage his cock's spermy account a bit further.
He then met up with the Babe (ha ha me) at his Lake District house where they smoked a load of weed, necked vodka, checked how deep his love went in and erm, relit each other's fire (That's Enough - Ed).
In a move now way connected with ending the affair, he sent her two cash payments of £12,000 and £9,000 just before ending the affair.
All the others were just one night stands on tour with the band. Speaking to the paper he said:
"I have been an idiot, a dickhead, a knobhead. All of the above and more."
He then made this statement on Twitter:
“I’m so deeply sorry for the pain my actions have caused my family and friends. I'd like to ask the media to respect the privacy of my wife and children at this difficult time. No further comment will be made."
Someone should pitch a sitcom idea to BBC3 in which Mark Owen, John Terry and Ashley Cole share a flat together - with HILARIOUS consequences. It would be amazing.
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COMMENTS (18)
Napoleon complex. Where's the appeal in fucking a bloke you can pop in your handbag once you're done? Especially with THAT voice...
I’m so deeply sorry for the pain my actions have caused my family and friends. I'd like to ask the media to respect the privacy of my wife and children at this difficult time. No further comment will be made."
oh thats alright then! 2010 year of the celebrity confession, must be the new black. Next will be max clifford confessing to shagging jade goody.
If he ever DID confess, one has to hope he didn't do a Jimmy and "love" her after she was dead. Cos I don't think that's allowed.
More cash will be made if he is referring to her being clinically dead at the time. oh but wait, hang on, he shagged her well and truly to the press when she was alive- clever cunt, wins both ways
I hope the media said a big loud NO ha ha ha. More dirt please.
but isn't he gay?
What? Little Monkey Face has been slipping his banana into a next woman? And not just one but ten of em? Who'd a thought it. Christ I didn't even know he had a penis.
And yet he had the nerve to sing "Hey / You're such a big star to me / You're everything I want to be / But you're stuck in a hole". Not as often as you are, you filthy little fanny-rat.
hahahahahaha !!
Tiny wrinkly northern adulterer.
I was hoping for an anachronism there - started out well - thought you were going for TWAT
who gives a fuck about this?, seriously... has he got an album coming out or something?
But I love him so!!!!!!
So when he sang "Let it Shine!" in that odd voice of his, he was thinking back to the good old days of having a knob polish?
I don't really like this bloke, when he's with the rest of the group, he always seems to want all eyes on him, at one stage wearing a top hat, another, dancing like he has had a cattle prod up his ass and his singing is appalling, sounds a bit toothless, etc..
I'd give him one. Obviously not ACTUALLY give him one as he is married and I have a partner and that would be wrong. (For me but he probably wouldn't mind.)
I have always marvelled at the way that 'the boys' all turned out to be straight even though between them, my gay friends claimed to have slept with all of them. My friends are bloody liars. Obviously.
Who gives a fuck? The only moral out of this is that some women show no fucking discretion when it comes to shagging dwarves and ugly cunts with wedge
who seem really happy to have their work mates at their wedding, what the fuck is that all about?
... they only have a quarter of a personality each