Up All Night
Mon, 09/11/2009 - 09:52 by Mr. HM

Take That singer Mark Owen finally married his long term partner Emma Ferguson in a highland castle at the weekend. Aaah!

There was no sign of Robbie Williams, but all the rest of the lads were there, along with the obligatory 100 fans who queued up outside to "catch a glimpse".

The Sun report that fans booed when the wedding party didn't pose for photographs outside, saying:

"I waited hours. They should have acknowledged their fans."

WTF? The poor fucker was getting married. There's a reason people send invitations out to their wedding, specifically so people know whether they are invited or not. If they had wanted a crowd of women old enough to know better outside a personal and private occassion, they'd have invited you, you complete fucking mentallists.

  • Fuck, that's not H in picture 1 next to Barlow is it?
    And is it is me or is Howard the dead spit of Willem Dafoe? They've even got matching lisps. Hmmm (slowly scratches chin).

    PuddyTwat Mon, 09/11/2009 - 16:12
  • Where were they - a camp Dracula festival??

    cosmotopper Mon, 09/11/2009 - 13:06
  • did the work experience kid photoshop pic 7?

    wallyraffles Mon, 09/11/2009 - 12:44
  • These mad old mads need to stop being so mad. He clearly got married in the Highlands because he wanted, for once, not to be surrounded by menopausal mads. Get the hint, you mads.

    tescopop Mon, 09/11/2009 - 12:15
  • I can just imagine the peaceful enchanting Scottish countryside being spoilt by the screaming of a good 100 hysterical fans who managed to stalk him all the way up there just to get a glimpse of their idol getting hitched. Fucking nighmare

    kermits Mon, 09/11/2009 - 11:01
  • nice shot of his heels in pic 8, just how tiny is he?

    paxtonwhitehead Mon, 09/11/2009 - 10:42
  • thought mark owen was the gay one.

    terrifying wraith appears behind gravestone in pic 7.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 09/11/2009 - 10:18
  • thought mark owen was the gay one.

    terrifying wraith appears behind gravestone in pic 7.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 09/11/2009 - 10:18
  • nice shot of his heels in pic 8, just how tiny is he?

    paxtonwhitehead Mon, 09/11/2009 - 10:42
  • I can just imagine the peaceful enchanting Scottish countryside being spoilt by the screaming of a good 100 hysterical fans who managed to stalk him all the way up there just to get a glimpse of their idol getting hitched. Fucking nighmare

    kermits Mon, 09/11/2009 - 11:01
  • These mad old mads need to stop being so mad. He clearly got married in the Highlands because he wanted, for once, not to be surrounded by menopausal mads. Get the hint, you mads.

    tescopop Mon, 09/11/2009 - 12:15
  • did the work experience kid photoshop pic 7?

    wallyraffles Mon, 09/11/2009 - 12:44
  • Where were they - a camp Dracula festival??

    cosmotopper Mon, 09/11/2009 - 13:06
  • Fuck, that's not H in picture 1 next to Barlow is it?
    And is it is me or is Howard the dead spit of Willem Dafoe? They've even got matching lisps. Hmmm (slowly scratches chin).

    PuddyTwat Mon, 09/11/2009 - 16:12

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