He doesn't want that one
Fri, 29/01/2010 - 14:50 by HM writer

Tanya MacIntosh must have intuitively known that we've been wondering where she's been and that Chantelle Houghton and NIcola McLean would be turning up at the May Fair hotel last night, as she ran to nearby Nobu instead. And doesn't David Walliams look delighted? Perhaps he'll base his next whimsical character on her, in which case we saw her first and demand 80% of all future earnings...

Walliams was pining for his severe faced supermodel fiancee Lara Stone, who is currently in Paris for Fashion Week...

Lara Stone

(Noel Fielding wants his shoes back).

So glad to have you back! MacIntosh, we mean. Not Walliams...

  • And look how he's playing pocket snooker. I can't believe the filthy minx would take advantage of someone so confused.
    Tanya should be ashamed.

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    jameswhite Mon, 01/02/2010 - 08:44
  • Slug, you really think Tanya could get a suicide bombing right? She hasn't even managed to hug a straight bloke yet!

    CashleyCole Fri, 29/01/2010 - 17:01
  • I dunno, I'm sure the economy sausage industry could find a use for them.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 29/01/2010 - 16:47
  • Guess so, because experienced suicide bombers wouldn't be much good to anyone would they?

    slug Fri, 29/01/2010 - 16:04
  • ... there's wires hanging from her waist too tho. Has the job centre started recruiting trainee sucide bombers? ;-)

    CashleyCole Fri, 29/01/2010 - 15:44
  • Ooooo Tanya's got a new Puffa Jacket! Bet it was a Chrissy present from Louis Walsh

    CashleyCole Fri, 29/01/2010 - 15:41
  • I knew it. I've been dumped. New decade, new ankle warmers, eh Tanya? I just hope they are as good at absorbing your piss splashing up off the ground as I was. *sniff*

    Tanyas pink muff Fri, 29/01/2010 - 15:27
  • I knew it. I've been dumped. New decade, new ankle warmers, eh Tanya? I just hope they are as good at absorbing your piss splashing up off the ground as I was. *sniff*

    Tanyas pink muff Fri, 29/01/2010 - 15:27
  • Ooooo Tanya's got a new Puffa Jacket! Bet it was a Chrissy present from Louis Walsh

    CashleyCole Fri, 29/01/2010 - 15:41
  • ... there's wires hanging from her waist too tho. Has the job centre started recruiting trainee sucide bombers? ;-)

    CashleyCole Fri, 29/01/2010 - 15:44
  • Guess so, because experienced suicide bombers wouldn't be much good to anyone would they?

    slug Fri, 29/01/2010 - 16:04
  • I dunno, I'm sure the economy sausage industry could find a use for them.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 29/01/2010 - 16:47
  • Slug, you really think Tanya could get a suicide bombing right? She hasn't even managed to hug a straight bloke yet!

    CashleyCole Fri, 29/01/2010 - 17:01
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    jameswhite Mon, 01/02/2010 - 08:44
  • And look how he's playing pocket snooker. I can't believe the filthy minx would take advantage of someone so confused.
    Tanya should be ashamed.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 01/02/2010 - 13:07

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