Tanya McIntosh hugs Peaches Geldof and Chanelle Hayes at Mayfair hotel

Peaches Geldof gets 'MacIntoshed' outside the Mayfair Hotel

Peaches' long lost sister??

Thu, 03/09/2009 - 09:49 by HM writer

Perhpas the only way Louis Walsh's No.1 fan Tanya McIntosh can stay alive is if she rubs herself up against a celebrity (though we use the term loosely on this occasion). She was so desperate to for a hug outside the Mayfair hotel last night that she even held onto Peaches Geldof for a good few minutes...

McIntosh held camp outside the Mayfair hotel where Geldof is the patron saint (or something) and afte her moment with Peaches, she sprang out to cuddle Chanelle Hayes.

However, the startled-egg-in-a-wig WAG didn't want any of her fake tan to rub off so only allowed McIntosh, who must be at least 3ft, to put her arm around her waist.

Her next victim was Stephen Belafonte, the husband of Mel B, who watched helplessly as she snuggled up to chest (her note pad must be close to bursting with autographs)...

Meanwhile, last week we received a phone call from MacIntosh's 'manager' ( a friend of her nan's) who offered us an 'exclusive' interview with McIntosh and admitted to making loads of cash off her. Apparently she's in this week's Hello or OK! magazine (could she be the new Kerry Katona?) and might be publishing her diary (??).

We' might bring you an extract at some point...

Peaches Geldof pictures, Chanelle Hayes, Peaches Geldof, Tanya Macintosh

Comments

I was searching for Heathrow hotels with parking when I started reading your story here. It seems that the Mayfair hotel doesn't need any advertising. The celebrities that stop there and the events, well, can compensate a lot.
hilarryburton Wed, 13/04/2011 - 14:56
Isn't that Mr Holymoly?
mae Tue, 08/09/2009 - 02:16
whi is this cunt- make her dieeeeeeeee !!! xxxx
the flange Fri, 04/09/2009 - 13:06
for fucksake dont light a ciggy near any of those pretty *cough* ladies. one stray spark and they will go up in flames with all that man-made fabric on.....
0800vix Fri, 04/09/2009 - 00:12
She's got a manager? Who's that then, the Big Issue coordinator for SW6?

Who the fuck is the horse-faced hoofer in the blue with Channelle (note to C, sort your fucking manky feet out, love)? She'd give Red Rum and Sarah Jessica Parker a race at any distance.

This bandana-bedecked windowlicker does have a purpose though. Next time Katona, Price or the Geldofs are within hugging distance, I have a nice couple of belts of semtex for her to strap on. Sorts out the manky mong and the tacky celebs in one go....
Blartmonster Thu, 03/09/2009 - 13:57
Pic 9 - actually the best picture I have seen on here in yonks. Just works on so many levels (up and down).
stella ah trois Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:57
Same clothes, always the same clothes. This fucking spangle must stink.
Her arse must fucking reek.
Henry_McCarty Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:26
Harvey Nicks in Manchester - Local diarist's entry or shop?
kwebb Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:12
News?

Fucking hell.

This truly proves that any cunt can now become some sort of 'celebrity'. Sad times.
sickofcelebs Thu, 03/09/2009 - 11:43
How is she always outside the hotel? Has she no home? No other pressing engagements, such as bandana shopping?

Seriously. If touching 'celebs' is the only thing I need to do to get a magazine contract and a book deal, I'm off down Manchester Harvey Nicks and Selfies' to touch some Corrie and Hollyoaks 'stars'. Laters.
tescopop Thu, 03/09/2009 - 11:40
Pic 6 - Al Murray.
kwebb Thu, 03/09/2009 - 10:30
Window licker
fuckwit Thu, 03/09/2009 - 10:29
Eh?!

Meanwhile, last week we received a phone call from to MacIntosh's 'manager'

Who called who?!
kwebb Thu, 03/09/2009 - 10:28

Eh?!

Meanwhile, last week we received a phone call from to MacIntosh's 'manager'

Who called who?!
kwebb Thu, 03/09/2009 - 10:28
Window licker
fuckwit Thu, 03/09/2009 - 10:29
Pic 6 - Al Murray.
kwebb Thu, 03/09/2009 - 10:30
How is she always outside the hotel? Has she no home? No other pressing engagements, such as bandana shopping?

Seriously. If touching 'celebs' is the only thing I need to do to get a magazine contract and a book deal, I'm off down Manchester Harvey Nicks and Selfies' to touch some Corrie and Hollyoaks 'stars'. Laters.
tescopop Thu, 03/09/2009 - 11:40
News?

Fucking hell.

This truly proves that any cunt can now become some sort of 'celebrity'. Sad times.
sickofcelebs Thu, 03/09/2009 - 11:43
Harvey Nicks in Manchester - Local diarist's entry or shop?
kwebb Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:12
Same clothes, always the same clothes. This fucking spangle must stink.
Her arse must fucking reek.
Henry_McCarty Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:26
Pic 9 - actually the best picture I have seen on here in yonks. Just works on so many levels (up and down).
stella ah trois Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:57
She's got a manager? Who's that then, the Big Issue coordinator for SW6?

Who the fuck is the horse-faced hoofer in the blue with Channelle (note to C, sort your fucking manky feet out, love)? She'd give Red Rum and Sarah Jessica Parker a race at any distance.

This bandana-bedecked windowlicker does have a purpose though. Next time Katona, Price or the Geldofs are within hugging distance, I have a nice couple of belts of semtex for her to strap on. Sorts out the manky mong and the tacky celebs in one go....
Blartmonster Thu, 03/09/2009 - 13:57
for fucksake dont light a ciggy near any of those pretty *cough* ladies. one stray spark and they will go up in flames with all that man-made fabric on.....
0800vix Fri, 04/09/2009 - 00:12
whi is this cunt- make her dieeeeeeeee !!! xxxx
the flange Fri, 04/09/2009 - 13:06
Isn't that Mr Holymoly?
mae Tue, 08/09/2009 - 02:16
I was searching for Heathrow hotels with parking when I started reading your story here. It seems that the Mayfair hotel doesn't need any advertising. The celebrities that stop there and the events, well, can compensate a lot.
hilarryburton Wed, 13/04/2011 - 14:56