Tara Palmer-Tomkinson's new nose: fully repaired and ready to blow, kind of

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Well blow me down. Or sniff me up. One of the two.Well blow me down. Or sniff me up. One of the two.

She nose it's not quite right
Thu, 09/06/2011 - 12:20 by John Hill

Gosh, what fun Tara Plum-Bonkersson has had with that nose of hers. It's been like Jack and Jill, except instead of going to fetch water at the top they were actually fetching her septum, and instead of Jack and Jill being people, they were made of magical parmesan. Magical parmesan is drug slang by the way. It's a term they use a lot in Mudchute, apparently, which is the drug capital of the DLR, or something. Blah blah blah.

Anyway, you all know the story of Tara Palmer Tomkinson and her unfortunate disappearing hooter, so we won't go on about it too much, except to say the pictures in the above gallery contain both pictures from before and after her recent surgery to right what was so wrong. It actually doesn't look too bad from the side, although there's certainly something a little Babe 2ish about it from the front. Still, compared to what it looked like a few months ago it's a modern miracle. Hallelujah.

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Comments

  • Did she get to pick her new nose?

    Badumm Tish!

    ken tate Sat, 11/06/2011 - 02:02

    allmouthandtrousers Thu, 09/06/2011 - 19:49

  • She is the spit of Mad Frankie Fraser

    shitthebed Thu, 09/06/2011 - 18:06

  • To be fair Raging, I don't have many friends.
    That's mainly because in person I'm quite vile.
    So loyalty's pretty much all that's left.
    My partner insists that I'm a passionless, soulless, media tarting, celebrity whore - so not sure on the outbursts (it's possibly the drugs comedown).

    Wist away, René....!!!

    whothehellamiagain Thu, 09/06/2011 - 17:50

  • ME? At a royal wedding?
    How very dare you?

    whothehellamiagain Thu, 09/06/2011 - 17:41

  • Who operated on it anyway? Was it Anton du Beke?

    Raging Hardon Thu, 09/06/2011 - 17:40

  • Any news of surgical enhancement to her tits (or 'tisnts' as they should properly be called?

    She flatter than Miss Lincolnshire

    jiggerycock Thu, 09/06/2011 - 16:18

  • By the way, just LOVING the 'coincidence' of the ad for nose-jobs and reshaping appearing on this page.

    slug Thu, 09/06/2011 - 16:09

  • I have finally convinced my parents to stop buying the Heil. Hoorah one nil to common sense.

    grange Thu, 09/06/2011 - 15:23

  • Ooh, I can hear the squeals of indignation and smell the clouds of talc from here.

    I love loyalty in people. In a different life wthaia, we would be together. And I would manage your passionate outbursts lovingly.

    This is making me very wistful

    Raging Hardon Thu, 09/06/2011 - 14:18

  • Do you think she's knows that's not a real dog in pic 1?

    slug Thu, 09/06/2011 - 13:30

  • mental note to self: keep a wide berth of wthaia when he is bothered.

    btw - were you at the wedding or did you watch it on telly?

    dirtyandypants Thu, 09/06/2011 - 13:29

  • ....... not that I'm rising to the bait or anything but really, go fuck yourself Raging!
    I'm not bothered what anyone (including Jimmy) writes about TPT (and neither is she actually).

    My only objection at the time was The Dail Heil's 7 day unprovoked media campaign against her.
    She hasn't fucked Ryan Giggs or any of his family, she hasn't lied massively about anything or generally done much in public for a while aside from being invited to a pretty dull Royal Wedding and wearing a blue dress.

    HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!
    or not.

    The D H were just being their usual non-judgemental reactionary selves, simply because she's a bit posh and an easy target.
    Possibly one of the editors has an axe to grind. Who cares.
    LAZY FUCKING JOURNALISM.
    Anyway, I'm not really interested in having a slanging match about it.
    If you think she's a cunt and deserves to be mowed down come the revolution, then fine, whatever, I don't really give a shit.

    whothehellamiagain Thu, 09/06/2011 - 13:10

  • You're playing with fire there Jimmy. Didn't you know she's a friend of Whothehellamiagain, and therefore immune from ridicule, persecution and derision?

    *chortles*

    Strange though that the surgery has made her face turn bright orange

    Raging Hardon Thu, 09/06/2011 - 12:36

  • You're playing with fire there Jimmy. Didn't you know she's a friend of Whothehellamiagain, and therefore immune from ridicule, persecution and derision?

    *chortles*

    Strange though that the surgery has made her face turn bright orange

    Raging Hardon Thu, 09/06/2011 - 12:36

  • ....... not that I'm rising to the bait or anything but really, go fuck yourself Raging!
    I'm not bothered what anyone (including Jimmy) writes about TPT (and neither is she actually).

    My only objection at the time was The Dail Heil's 7 day unprovoked media campaign against her.
    She hasn't fucked Ryan Giggs or any of his family, she hasn't lied massively about anything or generally done much in public for a while aside from being invited to a pretty dull Royal Wedding and wearing a blue dress.

    HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!
    or not.

    The D H were just being their usual non-judgemental reactionary selves, simply because she's a bit posh and an easy target.
    Possibly one of the editors has an axe to grind. Who cares.
    LAZY FUCKING JOURNALISM.
    Anyway, I'm not really interested in having a slanging match about it.
    If you think she's a cunt and deserves to be mowed down come the revolution, then fine, whatever, I don't really give a shit.

    whothehellamiagain Thu, 09/06/2011 - 13:10

  • mental note to self: keep a wide berth of wthaia when he is bothered.

    btw - were you at the wedding or did you watch it on telly?

    dirtyandypants Thu, 09/06/2011 - 13:29

  • Do you think she's knows that's not a real dog in pic 1?

    slug Thu, 09/06/2011 - 13:30

  • Ooh, I can hear the squeals of indignation and smell the clouds of talc from here.

    I love loyalty in people. In a different life wthaia, we would be together. And I would manage your passionate outbursts lovingly.

    This is making me very wistful

    Raging Hardon Thu, 09/06/2011 - 14:18

  • I have finally convinced my parents to stop buying the Heil. Hoorah one nil to common sense.

    grange Thu, 09/06/2011 - 15:23

  • By the way, just LOVING the 'coincidence' of the ad for nose-jobs and reshaping appearing on this page.

    slug Thu, 09/06/2011 - 16:09

  • Any news of surgical enhancement to her tits (or 'tisnts' as they should properly be called?

    She flatter than Miss Lincolnshire

    jiggerycock Thu, 09/06/2011 - 16:18

  • Who operated on it anyway? Was it Anton du Beke?

    Raging Hardon Thu, 09/06/2011 - 17:40

  • ME? At a royal wedding?
    How very dare you?

    whothehellamiagain Thu, 09/06/2011 - 17:41

  • To be fair Raging, I don't have many friends.
    That's mainly because in person I'm quite vile.
    So loyalty's pretty much all that's left.
    My partner insists that I'm a passionless, soulless, media tarting, celebrity whore - so not sure on the outbursts (it's possibly the drugs comedown).

    Wist away, René....!!!

    whothehellamiagain Thu, 09/06/2011 - 17:50

  • She is the spit of Mad Frankie Fraser

    shitthebed Thu, 09/06/2011 - 18:06

    allmouthandtrousers Thu, 09/06/2011 - 19:49

  • Did she get to pick her new nose?

    Badumm Tish!

    ken tate Sat, 11/06/2011 - 02:02

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