American why?
Mon, 27/07/2009 - 18:14 by Drake Scorpio
It wasn't too long ago that Tara Reid's stomach was so buggered from plastic surgery that it looked like a two-year-old had tried to do a version The Scream on it in Playdough. But the "actress" is now almost back to normal (kerching goes the surgeon's till!) as she holidays in St Tropez with her new boyfriend.

The 33-year-old 'American Pie' star (that was ten years ago - how long can she live off that?) had botched breast enhancement and liposuction back in 2007.

She said at the time: "Right after the surgery I had some bumps along the edges of my nipples, but the doctor said ‘Don’t worry, it’s going to be better’ but after six months of ‘it’s going to be better’ it started to get worse’."

No shit! Evidence here...

Why would you do that to yourself?

Reid was holidaying with German internet entrepreneur Michael Axtmann on fashion designer Roberto Cavalli's boat in the South of France.

  • There's nothing like a celebrity scandal to get the water cooler buzzing and make you feel like you need to take a dip in some hot water to clean off your dirty tara reid naked playboy side. So what were we shame-faced about in 2009? Let's take a look. Here is the way it goes.

    Perez123 Sat, 16/01/2010 - 19:17
  • Subjective judgments all round.

    kwebb Tue, 28/07/2009 - 12:37
  • Looks more like a fucking mongoloid cyclops having a stonking good shit

    Blartmonster Tue, 28/07/2009 - 00:27
  • The picture of her messed up stomach looks like the side of an octopus' head.

    kwebb Mon, 27/07/2009 - 21:32
  • The picture of her messed up stomach looks like the side of an octopus' head.

    kwebb Mon, 27/07/2009 - 21:32
  • Looks more like a fucking mongoloid cyclops having a stonking good shit

    Blartmonster Tue, 28/07/2009 - 00:27
  • Subjective judgments all round.

    kwebb Tue, 28/07/2009 - 12:37
  • There's nothing like a celebrity scandal to get the water cooler buzzing and make you feel like you need to take a dip in some hot water to clean off your dirty tara reid naked playboy side. So what were we shame-faced about in 2009? Let's take a look. Here is the way it goes.

    Perez123 Sat, 16/01/2010 - 19:17

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