Taylor Momsen is currently promoting her band in London, which makes us feel a little bit less guilty about the whole giving Peaches Geldof to the yanks thing. 

Taylor Momsen's band make us feel very depressed and confused. On one hand they look like total bellends - especially the one with the caterpillar on his chin, but then just for a second contemplate what an utterly soul-destroying life they lead touring with 17-year-old Momsen... In pic 3 you can see the very moment that the little one contemplates topping himself.

The Gossip Girl actress has most recently been claiming that she wants Oasis to reform so she can support them (even Liam wouldn't stop that low), slagging off Rihanna for wearing a leather jacket and and flashing her tampon string. Momsen fucking loves tampon strings, which is why her whole body resembles one. If Tim Burton ever animated a tale about a melancholic tampon, this is what it would look like.

Also, we tried both stretching and shrinking these images to see if we could make Momsen look normal. It didn't work and now we can't work out which is the original picture. We think this is what she was basing her look on anyway...