Taylor Momsen is only 17, so we can't really say anything too bad about her. Fortunately she's such a precocious little turdlet we don't really have to, and almost all the pictures we've ever seen of her in her rockin' new band make her look like a cross between a tampon and a capucin monkey.

Despite the apparent lack of talent, Taylor still seems to have work rolling in, fronting both Madonna's new clothing range for overly-ambitious little girls and John Galliano's new perfume range, also aimed at a younger audience (and everyone knows how bad kids smell, so boy oh boy do they need it), which is where the pics above were taken. 

Of course this is fantastic news because it means that now when the Daily Mail readers have their monthly rant about the sexualization of children, at least those poor, sexy kids now have a spokesperson, and she smells and looks great. Also, like most kids (and journalists), she'll happily wear the same clothes for as long as she can, and by our count she's been wearing that dress for around about 3 months now.

Finally, have a look at pic #2. One of the hands seems a little different from the rest. Obviously it's not just us that thinks she's all grown up..