She's Pretty Reckless
Thu, 02/09/2010 - 14:07 by John Hill

Taylor Momsen has a serious medical condition, one which means her mouth is no longer in communication with her brain. The poor little mite is always the last person to find out what she's talking about, a problem that recently lead to an awful situation where she called Rihanna a talentless hack, only to then clarify that she meant to say she was in fact Rihanna's biggest fan. Truly heartbreaking stuff.

The human tampon's most recent outburst is unbelievably, even more stupid than her last. This time round Taylor freely admitted to The Daily Star that when boiled down to its essence, her music was essentially a tuneless collection of the worst sounds the human ear can tolerate without folding in on itself.

Not quite satisfied with that slice of wisdom she then went on to explain how she was totally different from other actress/musicians. Here at HM we couldn't agree more. It turns out she's even worse than The Lohan, which is a feat indeed.

Also, the fact that she's been pictured back on the Gossip Girl set being ordered around certainly isn't helping her rock credibility, and thats something no amount of hanging around with the extras from Willow will fix.

  • Aware.

    Not Awear. This is a made up word.

    GretaBritain Sun, 05/09/2010 - 19:09
  • But Jiggery, her t-shirt has the word 'sex' on it!!!!!

    tescopop Fri, 03/09/2010 - 14:02
  • I think to pull off the 'rebel' number these days requires a bit more than just a raised middle digit and a whole bunch of tat from Claire's Accessories.

    jiggerycock Fri, 03/09/2010 - 12:58
  • Dear god.

    I'm going to assume you are quite young (the thought of some 20 something citing this child as an idol is too much to take) so fair enough you see this daft tit on telly and it looks like she's having fun and wow wouldn't it be great to be her ! Believe me it wouldn't....She lives in a world of bullshit surrounded by people who are tring to wring every last dollar out of her hide before the next cash cow comes along, at which point she will be dropped quicker than a dog turd covered in fish-hooks. She'll then spend the rest of her life trying to regain the modicum of fame she once had and feeling hollow and empty because nobody likes her anymore and any real childhood friends she had have fucked off due to her being a fucking cunt when she was "known".

    Pick another role model, one with a future.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 03/09/2010 - 08:53
  • I hope you don't get 'hate' for your comment, but I fear you will.
    Please take my advice though. Do not hold contrived fame-whores like Momsen as your 'idols'. I understand that as a young woman it is important to have people to look up to, but please read some De Beauvoir if you want a strong female example or listen to Janis Joplin for actual good music. I know what it's like, when I was a teenager, I thought Avril Lavigne was the shit. Now I realise she was just really really awful. Then there's the whole troubling aspect that you're idolising a pretentious little girl who dresses like a prostitute in a desperate attempt to capture something that Madonna was doing 20 years ago. I don't know, maybe I'm old fashioned, but there's nothing to idolise in a girl who gets her gusset out and (from the interviews I've read) appears to have an IQ of approximately 3.

    tescopop Fri, 03/09/2010 - 08:06
  • It's just that she goes out of her way to deliberately try and provoke controversy. Controversy for controversy's sake isn't truly controversial. I'm confusing myself a little now, but that's the best my tired head can do.

    YesIndeed Thu, 02/09/2010 - 22:50
  • Taylor Momsen is actually one of my idols.. I know there's a chance i'll get hate for this comment,, but i don't really care. I'm fully awear that in a number of interviews she doesn't want to be seen as an idol, but oh well. I like her music, I like her style, and most of the time i like her attitude..

    amyrwarr.xo Thu, 02/09/2010 - 20:26
  • She is the definition of contrived.

    YesIndeed Thu, 02/09/2010 - 18:19
  • Yes, yes, pandas are very cute, but please don't try to look like one. Leave the panda-eyes on pandas, for the love of fuck, pleeeeeeeaaaase!!!

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Thu, 02/09/2010 - 18:16
  • Who the hell is this mound of cottage cheese?

    jiggerycock Thu, 02/09/2010 - 17:55
  • Look at her "band". You just know they work in the office of BlandCorp or whoever manufactured this rock-chick-donkey-dick Minipops bullshit. "Hi, is that Cathy's Costumes? We need three outfits to do the full-on biker, heavy metal roadie, rock look. Mmm, your busiest time of year? Oh, I see. Well what have you got then?"

    bellendercarlisle Thu, 02/09/2010 - 15:35
  • Hmm, just like when Juliette Lewis played at being a rock star. My big toe's got more rock and roll attitude than this skank, and it listens to Belle and Sebastian.

    dandyboy Thu, 02/09/2010 - 15:31
  • I heard a bit of her music on the telly. It was shit.

    tescopop Thu, 02/09/2010 - 15:30
  • I've never heard her "music" if indeed one can call it that.

    When does her gap year end or is she waiting for vacancies at Wal-Mart?

    PuddyTwat Thu, 02/09/2010 - 14:43
  • I've never heard her "music" if indeed one can call it that.

    When does her gap year end or is she waiting for vacancies at Wal-Mart?

    PuddyTwat Thu, 02/09/2010 - 14:43
  • I heard a bit of her music on the telly. It was shit.

    tescopop Thu, 02/09/2010 - 15:30
  • Hmm, just like when Juliette Lewis played at being a rock star. My big toe's got more rock and roll attitude than this skank, and it listens to Belle and Sebastian.

    dandyboy Thu, 02/09/2010 - 15:31
  • Look at her "band". You just know they work in the office of BlandCorp or whoever manufactured this rock-chick-donkey-dick Minipops bullshit. "Hi, is that Cathy's Costumes? We need three outfits to do the full-on biker, heavy metal roadie, rock look. Mmm, your busiest time of year? Oh, I see. Well what have you got then?"

    bellendercarlisle Thu, 02/09/2010 - 15:35
  • Who the hell is this mound of cottage cheese?

    jiggerycock Thu, 02/09/2010 - 17:55
  • Yes, yes, pandas are very cute, but please don't try to look like one. Leave the panda-eyes on pandas, for the love of fuck, pleeeeeeeaaaase!!!

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Thu, 02/09/2010 - 18:16
  • She is the definition of contrived.

    YesIndeed Thu, 02/09/2010 - 18:19
  • Taylor Momsen is actually one of my idols.. I know there's a chance i'll get hate for this comment,, but i don't really care. I'm fully awear that in a number of interviews she doesn't want to be seen as an idol, but oh well. I like her music, I like her style, and most of the time i like her attitude..

    amyrwarr.xo Thu, 02/09/2010 - 20:26
  • It's just that she goes out of her way to deliberately try and provoke controversy. Controversy for controversy's sake isn't truly controversial. I'm confusing myself a little now, but that's the best my tired head can do.

    YesIndeed Thu, 02/09/2010 - 22:50
  • I hope you don't get 'hate' for your comment, but I fear you will.
    Please take my advice though. Do not hold contrived fame-whores like Momsen as your 'idols'. I understand that as a young woman it is important to have people to look up to, but please read some De Beauvoir if you want a strong female example or listen to Janis Joplin for actual good music. I know what it's like, when I was a teenager, I thought Avril Lavigne was the shit. Now I realise she was just really really awful. Then there's the whole troubling aspect that you're idolising a pretentious little girl who dresses like a prostitute in a desperate attempt to capture something that Madonna was doing 20 years ago. I don't know, maybe I'm old fashioned, but there's nothing to idolise in a girl who gets her gusset out and (from the interviews I've read) appears to have an IQ of approximately 3.

    tescopop Fri, 03/09/2010 - 08:06
  • Dear god.

    I'm going to assume you are quite young (the thought of some 20 something citing this child as an idol is too much to take) so fair enough you see this daft tit on telly and it looks like she's having fun and wow wouldn't it be great to be her ! Believe me it wouldn't....She lives in a world of bullshit surrounded by people who are tring to wring every last dollar out of her hide before the next cash cow comes along, at which point she will be dropped quicker than a dog turd covered in fish-hooks. She'll then spend the rest of her life trying to regain the modicum of fame she once had and feeling hollow and empty because nobody likes her anymore and any real childhood friends she had have fucked off due to her being a fucking cunt when she was "known".

    Pick another role model, one with a future.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 03/09/2010 - 08:53
  • I think to pull off the 'rebel' number these days requires a bit more than just a raised middle digit and a whole bunch of tat from Claire's Accessories.

    jiggerycock Fri, 03/09/2010 - 12:58
  • But Jiggery, her t-shirt has the word 'sex' on it!!!!!

    tescopop Fri, 03/09/2010 - 14:02
  • Aware.

    Not Awear. This is a made up word.

    GretaBritain Sun, 05/09/2010 - 19:09

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