Hello again Taylor Momsen. We've missed writing about your slutty outfits and stupid comments/slutty comments and stupid outfits. It seems like only yesterday you were galivanting around in a 'I fuck for Satan' vest and being fired by Madonna for being a bad influence, which is a little bit like being fired by Ryan Giggs for philandering. 

Anyway, Miss Momsen is back in the news this week for two slightly contradictory things; performing in Berlin whilst dressed in her usual Village People garb, and then doing an interview with The Huffington Post. 

Usually an interview with Taylor is Holy Moly gold dust. In fact, we're even pondering creating a toilet book of Momsen-isms, including famous lines such as 'I've been told I was out of mind since I was 11' and stories about Taylor's love of knives and masturbation (never the twain shall meet, this isn't a Lars Von Trier film).

In this instance though, we've been left high and dry. Whilst Taylor was never going to be spouting the aspiringly left wing clap trap the Huffington is famous for, she played the interview quite safely, talking instead about her aspirations, hopes and dreams... generally stuff that would make Emma Watson look like Janice Dickinson, like:

I don't care about them [critics]. I don't read what they say. I don't even have a computer. 

No computer? How does she manage to retweet the jibberish of her fans everyday then? Example: 'When someone says perfection, I say Taylor Momsen!!1!''. She must have an iPad, at least. 

So, not many comedic gems to go on, but Taylor's still dressing like a drrrty version of Christina Aguilera in her drrrty phase, so here's some pictures for you to have a good titter over. Or whatever else it is you do.