Gusset Girl
Thu, 16/12/2010 - 12:59 by John Hill

The thing about Taylor Momsen, yeah, is that she's soooo talented, yeah, she's like in a TV show and has the best band in the world and they're like so so so edgy and she's like soooo beautiful, and all those hatas out there should just get a life because they're just super jelus.

 

Or something.

That's right everyone, spoiled panda face is back, and this time she's going to have her breasts on display all the time, because it helps with the music.

 

If any of you don't agree, it's probably because you don't understand, or you're too old and stupid and fat. In fact, maybe you should just leave micro-Courtney alone, after all, did you know she used to have no friends at all? Yeah, bet you feel guilty now, don't you.

'I don't really have many friends. I never have. I was always a loner. I was in and out of school so much - so, I dunno, I'm really shy.  

 

'Which is weird because you probably wouldn't think that. I've got my six best friends, and three of them are on tour with me the whole time so that's awesome. It's not sad or anything for me. I like that.'

Anyway, heartbreaking PR stories aside, the above pics are from a recent show her and her band/best pals put on in Wolverhampton. Blah blah blah.

  • Unfortuantely she is a girl.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 17/12/2010 - 10:46
  • She's a tramp and I like that in a woman

    fuckwit Fri, 17/12/2010 - 10:40
  • 'Taylor', I mean it's not even a proper name is it?

    jiggerycock Thu, 16/12/2010 - 19:20
  • Well she peaked with the Grinch poor cow

    shitthebed Thu, 16/12/2010 - 15:16
  • Ha I love the fact that she thinks that "3 of her best friends tour with her". Sweetheart those session musicians fucking hate you, they resent the fact that despite your total lack of talent you are the focus of this "band" (ha !), their only connection and indeed loyalty to you is that you are the panda faced goose that's currently laying the golden egg. Once your 15 mins is up you'll be lucky if one of them would even lob one up you let alone claim to be your "friend".

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 16/12/2010 - 13:14
  • Because shy girls are always getting their tits out, aren't they?

    jiggerycock Thu, 16/12/2010 - 13:09
  • Because shy girls are always getting their tits out, aren't they?

    jiggerycock Thu, 16/12/2010 - 13:09
  • Ha I love the fact that she thinks that "3 of her best friends tour with her". Sweetheart those session musicians fucking hate you, they resent the fact that despite your total lack of talent you are the focus of this "band" (ha !), their only connection and indeed loyalty to you is that you are the panda faced goose that's currently laying the golden egg. Once your 15 mins is up you'll be lucky if one of them would even lob one up you let alone claim to be your "friend".

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 16/12/2010 - 13:14
  • Well she peaked with the Grinch poor cow

    shitthebed Thu, 16/12/2010 - 15:16
  • 'Taylor', I mean it's not even a proper name is it?

    jiggerycock Thu, 16/12/2010 - 19:20
  • She's a tramp and I like that in a woman

    fuckwit Fri, 17/12/2010 - 10:40
  • Unfortuantely she is a girl.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 17/12/2010 - 10:46

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