Taylor Momsen, missing a few buttons
Gusset Girl
Thu, 16/12/2010 - 12:59 by John HillThe thing about Taylor Momsen, yeah, is that she's soooo talented, yeah, she's like in a TV show and has the best band in the world and they're like so so so edgy and she's like soooo beautiful, and all those hatas out there should just get a life because they're just super jelus.
Or something.
That's right everyone, spoiled panda face is back, and this time she's going to have her breasts on display all the time, because it helps with the music.
If any of you don't agree, it's probably because you don't understand, or you're too old and stupid and fat. In fact, maybe you should just leave micro-Courtney alone, after all, did you know she used to have no friends at all? Yeah, bet you feel guilty now, don't you.
'I don't really have many friends. I never have. I was always a loner. I was in and out of school so much - so, I dunno, I'm really shy.
'Which is weird because you probably wouldn't think that. I've got my six best friends, and three of them are on tour with me the whole time so that's awesome. It's not sad or anything for me. I like that.'
Anyway, heartbreaking PR stories aside, the above pics are from a recent show her and her band/best pals put on in Wolverhampton. Blah blah blah.
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Comments
Unfortuantely she is a girl.
She's a tramp and I like that in a woman
'Taylor', I mean it's not even a proper name is it?
Well she peaked with the Grinch poor cow
Ha I love the fact that she thinks that "3 of her best friends tour with her". Sweetheart those session musicians fucking hate you, they resent the fact that despite your total lack of talent you are the focus of this "band" (ha !), their only connection and indeed loyalty to you is that you are the panda faced goose that's currently laying the golden egg. Once your 15 mins is up you'll be lucky if one of them would even lob one up you let alone claim to be your "friend".
Because shy girls are always getting their tits out, aren't they?
Because shy girls are always getting their tits out, aren't they?
Ha I love the fact that she thinks that "3 of her best friends tour with her". Sweetheart those session musicians fucking hate you, they resent the fact that despite your total lack of talent you are the focus of this "band" (ha !), their only connection and indeed loyalty to you is that you are the panda faced goose that's currently laying the golden egg. Once your 15 mins is up you'll be lucky if one of them would even lob one up you let alone claim to be your "friend".
Well she peaked with the Grinch poor cow
'Taylor', I mean it's not even a proper name is it?
She's a tramp and I like that in a woman
Unfortuantely she is a girl.