As our hatred for Taylor Momsen continues to penetrate every fibre of our being, the 'edgy' (i.e wears laddered stockings, black eye make-up and black clothes) singer and actress is so desperate to be like, grown up and controversial that she just joked she "f*cked a priest". Badass!!

In fact, if Peaches Geldof had grown up in the U.S , was 17 and had a talent, then this could have been her.

Arguably the most precocious and try-hard teenager of all time said during a radio interview in New Zealand:

"I was raised Catholic. I f*cked a priest once -- I'm just kidding."

But she also takes abuse within the Catholic church very, very seriously by swearing at it in songs with her band The Pretty Reckless, adding:

"It seemed like a very fitting song to write at the time It was kind of a f*ck you to all the molestation going on. It was just insane."

And she also responded to her earlier discussions about vibrators, whinging:

"I'm not a whore for masturbating, so f*ck you if you want to call me one. I think women should equally be allowed to pleasure themselves as much as men. I think that if that has any more controversy than a man talking about pleasuring himself, then there's something wrong with the world."

*Mary Whitehouse face (again)*