Boy who cried wolf
Wed, 30/03/2011 - 17:23 by Harry Bow

There's no fun traffic surfing sequences or beer bong montages in the remake of Teen Wolf - it's all mopey adolescents and teary sexual tension. We blame Robert Pattinson and his chums...

It's been made for MTV - trailer here. Do you think the main guy's contract stipulates how many scenes he has to take his top off in? His name is genuinely Tyler Posey.

 

If you had to choose a wolf though, Taylor Lautner, Michael J Fox, Jason Bateman, Joe Manganiello, Benecio Del Toro or Man Among Wolves??

 

  • The Joe Gino-ginellio is obviously not an actual real-life person....nobody looks like that.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 31/03/2011 - 14:08
  • Joe Manganeillo? He probably does! Where the fuck did you find him? He's very edible. And liking the idea of a Teenwolf. The first didn't float my boat and the re-make's for girls, but big strapping men who rip their clothes off? Jesus Christ! You'll not find me quibbling.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 30/03/2011 - 19:30
  • Joe Manganeillo? He probably does! Where the fuck did you find him? He's very edible. And liking the idea of a Teenwolf. The first didn't float my boat and the re-make's for girls, but big strapping men who rip their clothes off? Jesus Christ! You'll not find me quibbling.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 30/03/2011 - 19:30
  • The Joe Gino-ginellio is obviously not an actual real-life person....nobody looks like that.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 31/03/2011 - 14:08

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