Teenage girls wait outside the X Factor house in north London

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The X Factor house in north London

Over Xcited Factor

Fri, 09/10/2009 - 13:22 by HM writer

What, apart from too many pairs of Ugg boots, is going on in this picture?

It's the X Factor house in north London, which was mobbed by hordes of hormonal teenagers. And they caused such a commotion that the police had to be called to calm them and send them home. But they left behind a poignant scene consisting mainly of empty pizza boxes, coke cans, sweet wrappers and a post-it note which read, 'Lloyd, you are so fit and talented love Katie and Leanne'...

But let's hope the contestants don't get used it because by the time the progamme is over, they'll be lucky if even half of those hanging off the wall will remember they existed.

It'll be like Andy Abraham performing at Worthing town hall all over again...

X Factor, Jamie Archer, Olly Murs

Comments

That fence has been made so these little cunts can hang over it like chads.
kwebb Mon, 12/10/2009 - 08:00
kiddies drink red wine??? they will be embarresed in a few years that they were that brainwashed into thinking those cum-quats on television are talented when they think about it they will cringe in there late 20s like I am when I waited outside for Australian Idol pests in 2004 I am ashamed of it really!
dancingworm Sat, 10/10/2009 - 06:33
The NKVD would have machine-gunned the fucking lot in about 15 seconds
Blartmonster Sat, 10/10/2009 - 02:50
If I never see that fucking Danyl's shiteating grin ever again, it'll be too fucking soon. And that cunt is a teacher????? Agree with Busty - a well-aimed tactical nuke or jumbo jet would have been well minty. Shit, that's Emzii-speak again.... LOLZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!
Blartmonster Fri, 09/10/2009 - 23:27
Prime opportunity missed: could have napalmed the entire site and done humanity a great service.

Pity. Now they are all free to breed.
BustySinclair Fri, 09/10/2009 - 18:00
If Obama can get a Nobel Peace Prize for fuck all then I should at least get a goldfish in a bag for never watching a single minute of this desperate, cunt circus of a program.

A goldfish would be just the ticket. I'm fucking starving.
TheDukers Fri, 09/10/2009 - 16:38
A bunch of slackjaws couldn't find a window to lick so they climbed a fence...big deal! I fail to see the newsworthiness of this gem other than to highlight the single figure IQs of the spanners involved?
erniemilko Fri, 09/10/2009 - 15:06
it's extremely depressing.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 09/10/2009 - 15:00
Yes, well that's the Faustian pact that 'celebrity' has turned into these days.
jiggerycock Fri, 09/10/2009 - 14:52
nobodies outside x-factor house get papped watching nobodies inside x-factor house. fuck me. christ, those kids are ugly.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 09/10/2009 - 14:20
don't these little dingbats have homework or something?
The name Bagpuss is already taken Fri, 09/10/2009 - 14:00

don't these little dingbats have homework or something?
The name Bagpuss is already taken Fri, 09/10/2009 - 14:00
nobodies outside x-factor house get papped watching nobodies inside x-factor house. fuck me. christ, those kids are ugly.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 09/10/2009 - 14:20
Yes, well that's the Faustian pact that 'celebrity' has turned into these days.
jiggerycock Fri, 09/10/2009 - 14:52
it's extremely depressing.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 09/10/2009 - 15:00
A bunch of slackjaws couldn't find a window to lick so they climbed a fence...big deal! I fail to see the newsworthiness of this gem other than to highlight the single figure IQs of the spanners involved?
erniemilko Fri, 09/10/2009 - 15:06
If Obama can get a Nobel Peace Prize for fuck all then I should at least get a goldfish in a bag for never watching a single minute of this desperate, cunt circus of a program.

A goldfish would be just the ticket. I'm fucking starving.
TheDukers Fri, 09/10/2009 - 16:38
Prime opportunity missed: could have napalmed the entire site and done humanity a great service.

Pity. Now they are all free to breed.
BustySinclair Fri, 09/10/2009 - 18:00
If I never see that fucking Danyl's shiteating grin ever again, it'll be too fucking soon. And that cunt is a teacher????? Agree with Busty - a well-aimed tactical nuke or jumbo jet would have been well minty. Shit, that's Emzii-speak again.... LOLZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!
Blartmonster Fri, 09/10/2009 - 23:27
The NKVD would have machine-gunned the fucking lot in about 15 seconds
Blartmonster Sat, 10/10/2009 - 02:50
kiddies drink red wine??? they will be embarresed in a few years that they were that brainwashed into thinking those cum-quats on television are talented when they think about it they will cringe in there late 20s like I am when I waited outside for Australian Idol pests in 2004 I am ashamed of it really!
dancingworm Sat, 10/10/2009 - 06:33
That fence has been made so these little cunts can hang over it like chads.
kwebb Mon, 12/10/2009 - 08:00