Sexy? No, no, no!
Tue, 09/03/2010 - 17:17 by HM writer

Kate Garraway thought she was in Girls Aloud, just after they won Popstars about 12 years ago when she got dressed for the The Television and Radio Industries Club awards this afternoon. The Grosvenor House Hotel was spilling over with sophistication and glamour, as guests included Linda Lusadi, Eamonn Holmes, Gemma Bissex, Heather from EastEnders and John McCririck...

Other less glamorous guests included Heather Mills, Sheree Murphy and the world's largest forehead, Emily Atak.

The dress code was wearing outfits 20 years below the actual age of the attendee, which everyone followed, apart from McCririck, who has in fact has been wearing the same outfit for over 70 years...

  • Is there a more useless, talentless, irritating, fat fuck-stick of a man out there than the sand-covered bell-end that is Chris Moyles ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 10/03/2010 - 13:21
  • Eamonn Holmes, step away from the buffet and put the pie down!!!

    yogithebear Wed, 10/03/2010 - 09:35
  • Plus it was another missed opportunity for Al Q with a spare Ford Anglia full of semtex

    koshmar Wed, 10/03/2010 - 00:56
  • Kate Garraway - the personification of vacuous - and for someone famous for planting her pointless arse for a living on the GMTV sofa, that's some fucking going

    koshmar Wed, 10/03/2010 - 00:51
  • Pic 6: Why did Russell Grant turn up in drag?

    dandyboy Tue, 09/03/2010 - 23:06
  • Love the expression of abject horror on the woman in the background of pic 4...

    clue10 Tue, 09/03/2010 - 20:28
  • I can never tell is Kate Garraway is smiling or baring her teeth aggressively like one of the running zombies in the remake of Dawn of the Dead.

    retrovertigo Tue, 09/03/2010 - 18:52
  • I can never tell is Kate Garraway is smiling or baring her teeth aggressively like one of the running zombies in the remake of Dawn of the Dead.

    retrovertigo Tue, 09/03/2010 - 18:52
  • Love the expression of abject horror on the woman in the background of pic 4...

    clue10 Tue, 09/03/2010 - 20:28
  • Pic 6: Why did Russell Grant turn up in drag?

    dandyboy Tue, 09/03/2010 - 23:06
  • Kate Garraway - the personification of vacuous - and for someone famous for planting her pointless arse for a living on the GMTV sofa, that's some fucking going

    koshmar Wed, 10/03/2010 - 00:51
  • Plus it was another missed opportunity for Al Q with a spare Ford Anglia full of semtex

    koshmar Wed, 10/03/2010 - 00:56
  • Eamonn Holmes, step away from the buffet and put the pie down!!!

    yogithebear Wed, 10/03/2010 - 09:35
  • Is there a more useless, talentless, irritating, fat fuck-stick of a man out there than the sand-covered bell-end that is Chris Moyles ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 10/03/2010 - 13:21