Katie Price effigy in Edenbridge
Burn Baby, Burn!
Wed, 04/11/2009 - 12:07 by HM writerWhat better way to celebrate Bonfire night this weekend than dancing around a burning 27 foot effigy of Katie Price holding the heads of Alex Reid and Peter Andre in one hand, and glossy magazines and a tabloid in the other...
Although, she looks a bit like Kat Slater. And her breasts aren't quite big enough. And her skin could be a few more shades of mahogany.
Price was erected by the Edenbridge Bonfire Society, who have celebrated Bonfire night with the burning of celebrity effigies for the last ten years. Last year Johnathan Ross and Russell Brand were doused with petrol and set alight and the years prior to that included the burning to the ground of Cherie Blair, John McCruick, John Prescott, Anne Robinson and Saddam Hussein. But none have been more terrifying than this one...
She's going to love it! (Until it burns down to the ground to the unanimous sound of cheering, that is...)
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Imagine the large pool of silicone that would accrue at the base of the fire.....Tracy Emin would probably come along & scoop it up, ashes n' all, and enter it for the Turner Prize next year.
Blart, don't be silly. That would never happen.
However, surely someone could throw her in the stocks? Town square and a massive pile of rotten vegetables for chucking?
I don't think it's too much to ask. They could charge two bob a shot and donate the money to charadee.
Shame it's not gonna be a repeat of "The Wicker Man" where Price is actually inside the fucker when they light it?
Disturbingly the more you stare at it, the more real it gets and fuck me if the eyes aren't following me round the room. Stobbit!
They should have stuck a bike lock through the handles of the kitchen doors on the F Word last night and had a kitchen bonfire for her and Gordon.
I refer of course to the fact that it's only a dummy and not the real thing. Although the irony of calling a mannequin of Jordan a 'dummy', when the mental capacities of both would appear to be similar, is not lost on me.
It's all fun and games until the tits catch light.
Looks more like Linda Lusardi than Katie Price aka Jordan
I really am getting fed up with this ugly slut. Will someone please terminate her? I have cash. Half now, half on completion.
In other news, apparently 50% of schoolgirls aged 11-15 think plastic surgery is a-OK, with a lot of them already considering what they want done. Thanks, Jordan, Jodie etc for turning our nation's children into self-esteem-damaged twits who think boobjob=success.
This is brilliant - burn the witch!
Look, it's *John McCririck* for fuck's sake!
Explain this comment.
A shame, such a shame.......
That's actually a real photo of her. She's finally disintegrating.
Trust you to be looking down there
christ almighty that thing must be massive. look how small that airplane is by comparison.
This giant Jordan will kill us all !
Me, I like the camel-toe.
Attack of the 50ft Slapper !!!
Attack of the 50ft Slapper !!!
Me, I like the camel-toe.
This giant Jordan will kill us all !
christ almighty that thing must be massive. look how small that airplane is by comparison.
Trust you to be looking down there
That's actually a real photo of her. She's finally disintegrating.
A shame, such a shame.......
Explain this comment.
Look, it's *John McCririck* for fuck's sake!
This is brilliant - burn the witch!
In other news, apparently 50% of schoolgirls aged 11-15 think plastic surgery is a-OK, with a lot of them already considering what they want done. Thanks, Jordan, Jodie etc for turning our nation's children into self-esteem-damaged twits who think boobjob=success.
I really am getting fed up with this ugly slut. Will someone please terminate her? I have cash. Half now, half on completion.
Looks more like Linda Lusardi than Katie Price aka Jordan
It's all fun and games until the tits catch light.
I refer of course to the fact that it's only a dummy and not the real thing. Although the irony of calling a mannequin of Jordan a 'dummy', when the mental capacities of both would appear to be similar, is not lost on me.
They should have stuck a bike lock through the handles of the kitchen doors on the F Word last night and had a kitchen bonfire for her and Gordon.
Disturbingly the more you stare at it, the more real it gets and fuck me if the eyes aren't following me round the room. Stobbit!
Shame it's not gonna be a repeat of "The Wicker Man" where Price is actually inside the fucker when they light it?
Blart, don't be silly. That would never happen.
However, surely someone could throw her in the stocks? Town square and a massive pile of rotten vegetables for chucking?
I don't think it's too much to ask. They could charge two bob a shot and donate the money to charadee.
Imagine the large pool of silicone that would accrue at the base of the fire.....Tracy Emin would probably come along & scoop it up, ashes n' all, and enter it for the Turner Prize next year.