Although, she looks a bit like Kat Slater. And her breasts aren't quite big enough. And her skin could be a few more shades of mahogany.
Price was erected by the Edenbridge Bonfire Society, who have celebrated Bonfire night with the burning of celebrity effigies for the last ten years. Last year Johnathan Ross and Russell Brand were doused with petrol and set alight and the years prior to that included the burning to the ground of Cherie Blair, John McCruick, John Prescott, Anne Robinson and Saddam Hussein. But none have been more terrifying than this one...
She's going to love it! (Until it burns down to the ground to the unanimous sound of cheering, that is...)
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Katie Price and Alex Reid surprisingly decide to sell their next wedding for £1million
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Peter Andre tour starts, begs an important question
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
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When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
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COMMENTS (21)
Attack of the 50ft Slapper !!!
christ almighty that thing must be massive. look how small that airplane is by comparison.
Me, I like the camel-toe.
Trust you to be looking down there
This giant Jordan will kill us all !
That's actually a real photo of her. She's finally disintegrating.
A shame, such a shame.......
Explain this comment.
I refer of course to the fact that it's only a dummy and not the real thing. Although the irony of calling a mannequin of Jordan a 'dummy', when the mental capacities of both would appear to be similar, is not lost on me.
Look, it's *John McCririck* for fuck's sake!