It's that time of the year again, where invitations to Mum of the Year awards ceremonies start to fill our inbox. Well, not exactly our inbox per se, but we're sure our charming neighbours at MADD don't mind us stealing their invites, after all, we thoroughly support their crusade against drink driving, especially since we've usually thrown our keys in the toilet and are fighting/vomiting in the car-park by that time of the night anyway.

Plus, the abuse we've given to previous winners Kerry Katona and Katie Price means we'll never get our own invite now, despite our love of both Tesco sandwiches and Huggies' adult diapers.

Also, MADD are based almost solely in America, which may or may not invalidate our entire joke. You decide.

Anyway, here we have a wonderful selection of pictures from last night's awards at the Waldorf Hilton. Lizzie Cundy seems to have managed to attend both this and the ITV Oscar's viewing party, which either shows her dedication to keeping engagements or simply a desperation to been seen out, although we're not sure why, especially since that smile of hers would give even Predator second thoughts.

The night wasn't all about Lizzie though, recent mother Emilia Fox looked good in a small black dress, although we've no idea why she insists on doing a Hannibal Lecter impression to the paps, Lucy Benjamin got the wrong end of the stick and seemed ready to actually give birth at the awards, whlie Emma Forbes reminded us she still exists and Shane Warn finally managed to find his perfect audience. Women who think he looks like Justin Timberlake.

Also, Linda Robson turned up along with her daughters. Now what some of you may have forgotten is Linda was the subject of possibly one of the best celebrity stories ever. Amazing.