Thieves target the Cole household, try to grab Cheryl's ring

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Call the cops (shots)
Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:23 by HM writer

Ashley Cole is having a week more heinous than that pink polo neck/cardigan, as the footballer's mansion was targeted by theives who attempted to break into his £3.5million home in the early hours of this morning. Cole was home alone and playing with his phone (NSFW) when he alerted police after the burglars, believed to be after Cheryl's ring (who isn't?), tried to break in through the window at 4.30 a.m. This was roughly the same time that Lindsay Lohan returned to her hotel, so she's in the clear...

It's being claimed that the burglars were after Cheryl's £160,000 second wedding ring, which Cole bought her after he allegedly shagged Aimee Walton three years ago. The other ring was one that Cheryl bought for Ashley after they married, and £10,000 less than the one he bought to buy back her love.

According to reports, there are concerns that thieves were tipped off by someone close to the Coles because they knew that they were both supposed to be away at the time, and that Cheryl left for LA (out and about without a care in the world) without her wedding ring. Or basically anyone who the reads the papers.

A police source said:

"It cannot be coincidence that people attempt to break into the family home when both of them are due to be out of the UK. And it happens when there is widespread publicity that Mrs Cole is not wearing her wedding ring. Whether they were acting on some kind of insider information is certainly possible."

If he's lonely and wants to frighten off burglars he could always invite Katona over, we hear she's at a loose end at the moment...

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Comments

  • That's awful, but considering the value of the ring I am not surprised that they tried to steal it. The couple should stop talking about their assets in the future, you never know who might listen to what they have to say. I wouldn't leave any engagement rings in my home like that though, it's just not safe.

    annie24 Mon, 18/04/2011 - 20:59

  • God, he looks such a prick in that pink cardigan and polo-neck!! What a moron!!

    Ellectrika Sat, 20/02/2010 - 16:00

  • Burn it with the cunt still in it.. and within sparking distance of the racist thug

    koshmar Fri, 19/02/2010 - 18:19

  • Who is Diana Dors? Only the finest thing ever seen in a jumper. British made too.

    http://www.doctormacro1.info/Images/Dors,%20Diana/Dors,%20Diana_01.jpg

    slug Fri, 19/02/2010 - 16:53

  • Nooooooooooo! it should be in the V and A! Seminal fashion pieces expo. Burning it would be like shredding a Mary Quant original. Don't Ashely. DON'T do it!

    stella ah trois Fri, 19/02/2010 - 16:38

  • His jumper has to be the most crazed, most daring and out-and-out most woofterish piece of attire ever seen outside of the "Dancing On Ice" studios.

    If Ashley reads this website, he'll probably have burnt that top by now...

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Fri, 19/02/2010 - 16:22

  • Who is Diana Dors? What is her profile like? Does she have a big nose?

    Stell, my dear, I have neither the skill nor the vision to create somethign so eye-bleedingly rich in concept. The best I can do is turn to God, and pray that such knitted glory will be bestowed upon me at some point in the near future.

    tescopop Fri, 19/02/2010 - 16:16

  • Tesco - this awesome jumper/cardy is enough to get everyone's inner knitwear designer trying to leap out of their repressed imaginations. However for your sweet knitting soul it must be torture. I bet you are so going home tonight to get one knitted up over the weekend. Please post pictures on the board when you are done. I imagine it in quite a nylon rich yarn with very tiny needles?

    stella ah trois Fri, 19/02/2010 - 15:31

  • All hail the Jumper.

    Providing you've got a profile like Diana Dors, I would approve of you donning the Holy Jumper of Cole.

    slug Fri, 19/02/2010 - 15:23

  • That pink jumper is super gay!

    yogithebear Fri, 19/02/2010 - 15:09

  • You got me. I just want that jumper.

    Imagine what I could do, with a jumper of such glory. I could take over the world.

    tescopop Fri, 19/02/2010 - 15:01

  • It wasn't thieves trying to break in - it was Vanessa Peroncel looking for a shoulder to cry on ( or possibly vice versa)
    What a waste of police ressources!

    kermits Fri, 19/02/2010 - 14:26

  • You're right, this whole story is bogus, it wasn't burglars looking for Cheryl's ring, it was Tescopop sneaking in to look for the pink cardigan!

    slug Fri, 19/02/2010 - 13:56

  • what sorta burglaz go lookin fer ashlees ring?
    CLUE; pink jumper

    JOHNRBUK Fri, 19/02/2010 - 13:39

  • You just made spit my tea across the laptop with that jumper again.

    AllyFarrell Fri, 19/02/2010 - 13:28

  • mopsa, would you like some toffee?

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 19/02/2010 - 13:24

  • It's glorious isn't it. It actually hurts me to look at it too long. I want to speak to the designer. I want to ask them "what was your thought process in designing this....thing?"

    Incredible.

    tescopop Fri, 19/02/2010 - 13:05

  • I want that pink jumper!

    whatthe. Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:00

  • Jesus fucking bollocking Christ (and apologies to his dad) but ARE YOU SHITTING ME? Are you telling me that this multi-millionaire footballer with the sky-high profile didn't have so much as a yale lock on his windows? Well I've got fuck all and my house is wired to the max. Even the doziest of burglars/drug addicts/kids would think: "Is it worth it? The house will be alarmed. There might be someone in. It's Ashley fucking Cole. We're likely to get caught." This story is as bogus as Cheryl's hair.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:58

  • Jesus fucking bollocking Christ (and apologies to his dad) but ARE YOU SHITTING ME? Are you telling me that this multi-millionaire footballer with the sky-high profile didn't have so much as a yale lock on his windows? Well I've got fuck all and my house is wired to the max. Even the doziest of burglars/drug addicts/kids would think: "Is it worth it? The house will be alarmed. There might be someone in. It's Ashley fucking Cole. We're likely to get caught." This story is as bogus as Cheryl's hair.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:58

  • I want that pink jumper!

    whatthe. Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:00

  • It's glorious isn't it. It actually hurts me to look at it too long. I want to speak to the designer. I want to ask them "what was your thought process in designing this....thing?"

    Incredible.

    tescopop Fri, 19/02/2010 - 13:05

  • mopsa, would you like some toffee?

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 19/02/2010 - 13:24

  • You just made spit my tea across the laptop with that jumper again.

    AllyFarrell Fri, 19/02/2010 - 13:28

  • what sorta burglaz go lookin fer ashlees ring?
    CLUE; pink jumper

    JOHNRBUK Fri, 19/02/2010 - 13:39

  • You're right, this whole story is bogus, it wasn't burglars looking for Cheryl's ring, it was Tescopop sneaking in to look for the pink cardigan!

    slug Fri, 19/02/2010 - 13:56

  • It wasn't thieves trying to break in - it was Vanessa Peroncel looking for a shoulder to cry on ( or possibly vice versa)
    What a waste of police ressources!

    kermits Fri, 19/02/2010 - 14:26

  • You got me. I just want that jumper.

    Imagine what I could do, with a jumper of such glory. I could take over the world.

    tescopop Fri, 19/02/2010 - 15:01

  • That pink jumper is super gay!

    yogithebear Fri, 19/02/2010 - 15:09

  • All hail the Jumper.

    Providing you've got a profile like Diana Dors, I would approve of you donning the Holy Jumper of Cole.

    slug Fri, 19/02/2010 - 15:23

  • Tesco - this awesome jumper/cardy is enough to get everyone's inner knitwear designer trying to leap out of their repressed imaginations. However for your sweet knitting soul it must be torture. I bet you are so going home tonight to get one knitted up over the weekend. Please post pictures on the board when you are done. I imagine it in quite a nylon rich yarn with very tiny needles?

    stella ah trois Fri, 19/02/2010 - 15:31

  • Who is Diana Dors? What is her profile like? Does she have a big nose?

    Stell, my dear, I have neither the skill nor the vision to create somethign so eye-bleedingly rich in concept. The best I can do is turn to God, and pray that such knitted glory will be bestowed upon me at some point in the near future.

    tescopop Fri, 19/02/2010 - 16:16

  • His jumper has to be the most crazed, most daring and out-and-out most woofterish piece of attire ever seen outside of the "Dancing On Ice" studios.

    If Ashley reads this website, he'll probably have burnt that top by now...

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Fri, 19/02/2010 - 16:22

  • Nooooooooooo! it should be in the V and A! Seminal fashion pieces expo. Burning it would be like shredding a Mary Quant original. Don't Ashely. DON'T do it!

    stella ah trois Fri, 19/02/2010 - 16:38

  • Who is Diana Dors? Only the finest thing ever seen in a jumper. British made too.

    http://www.doctormacro1.info/Images/Dors,%20Diana/Dors,%20Diana_01.jpg

    slug Fri, 19/02/2010 - 16:53

  • Burn it with the cunt still in it.. and within sparking distance of the racist thug

    koshmar Fri, 19/02/2010 - 18:19

  • God, he looks such a prick in that pink cardigan and polo-neck!! What a moron!!

    Ellectrika Sat, 20/02/2010 - 16:00

  • That's awful, but considering the value of the ring I am not surprised that they tried to steal it. The couple should stop talking about their assets in the future, you never know who might listen to what they have to say. I wouldn't leave any engagement rings in my home like that though, it's just not safe.

    annie24 Mon, 18/04/2011 - 20:59

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