Tiger Woods mistress number 13 hates publicity too

7 Loredana Jolie-Ferriolo surprised by the photographers Loredana Jolie-Ferriolo wants to get on with her life advert Loredana Jolie-Ferriolo clubs a ball Loredana Jolie-Ferriolo knows how to hold a shaft Loredana Jolie-Ferriolo enjoys a bit of surgery Loredana Jolie-Ferriolo gets hounded by the press

Loredana Jolie-Ferriolo had an affair with Tiger Woods

The 19th hole. Literally.

Fri, 08/01/2010 - 17:11 by Mr. HM

Loredana Jolie-Ferriolo is the latest woman to haul her arse off the strip and accuse Tiger Woods of driving her wedge right up her bunker (Need some more golf/sex puns here - Ed). She seems shy.

Loredana is apparently in the process of writing a tell-all book about Tiger, including revelations that he toook part in gay orgies. Poor lamb - Imagine her surprise when, after enjoying a nice quiet round of golf, she gets photographed by those pesky paparazzi! How can she hope to get over her ordeal if they keep hounding her like this!

Mind you, imagine the surprise of seeing her sat next to a radiator for 3 hours.

Radiers of the Lost ark melt face

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Comments

"imagine the surprise of seeing her sat next to a radiator for 3 hours." I bet they were very expensive, top of the range designer radiators. You wouldn't want to melt those lips on any old radiator.
ChrisCooper Wed, 29/09/2010 - 10:59
Tiger Woods
DonnaD Sat, 09/01/2010 - 06:27
I'm with you mate! She looks like a fucking man! She's more tranny than fanny. Her face looks sore and what's going on with those hips? I'll wager she's been injecting herself with silicon. That's what they do you know, them girlie-men. I saw it on channel 4 so it must be true.
PuddyTwat Sat, 09/01/2010 - 00:58
He paid $15,000 for a date with THAT?!
LoisCommon Fri, 08/01/2010 - 22:06
Rib-tickling golf / sex wordplay is it?

Mashie niblick

'Go in the hole!'

'A nice 69 in the morning'

'Treat me like the slut I am Sevvy, you well-hung Latino brute' (Peter Alliss)

Hope this helps - I'm here all week
jiggerycock Fri, 08/01/2010 - 21:05
Fifty quid says she has a cock.
Urfugginjokin Fri, 08/01/2010 - 20:04
I would as well to be fair. She looks pure filth.
Tyrant Fri, 08/01/2010 - 19:19
"Loredana Jolie-Ferriolo wants to get on with her life"

brilliant. and she thinks the best way to do that would be to get a photographer and crew to local golf club.. pictured with golf clubs.. next to a golf cart.. dressed like a tramp. yeah. that should do it reckon.
Tyrant Fri, 08/01/2010 - 19:17
Fucking hell, he really picked the ones he hit with his mentalist club, didn't he?
Blartmonster Fri, 08/01/2010 - 18:48
i would. those shoes will bugger up the green though.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 08/01/2010 - 18:35
...if you look past the plastic, pumped up pneumatic frame, those eyes are scarily lifeless, stone dead. Quite awful all round, really.
mrsmoon Fri, 08/01/2010 - 17:50
I am so bored of boob jobs, man.
tescopop Fri, 08/01/2010 - 17:35
Fuck me it's about time a semi decent looking one showed up

Mind you the greenskeeper at that club is going to go fucking radio rental when he see's her footwear (pic 7)....he'll be sorting the greens out for weeks !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 08/01/2010 - 17:34
Fucks sake. Another Pete Burns lookalike.
pandakiller Fri, 08/01/2010 - 17:30
I wonder if she used an interlocking grip on Tiger's wood?
mrsmoon Fri, 08/01/2010 - 17:29

I wonder if she used an interlocking grip on Tiger's wood?
mrsmoon Fri, 08/01/2010 - 17:29
Fucks sake. Another Pete Burns lookalike.
pandakiller Fri, 08/01/2010 - 17:30
Fuck me it's about time a semi decent looking one showed up

Mind you the greenskeeper at that club is going to go fucking radio rental when he see's her footwear (pic 7)....he'll be sorting the greens out for weeks !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 08/01/2010 - 17:34
I am so bored of boob jobs, man.
tescopop Fri, 08/01/2010 - 17:35
...if you look past the plastic, pumped up pneumatic frame, those eyes are scarily lifeless, stone dead. Quite awful all round, really.
mrsmoon Fri, 08/01/2010 - 17:50
i would. those shoes will bugger up the green though.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 08/01/2010 - 18:35
Fucking hell, he really picked the ones he hit with his mentalist club, didn't he?
Blartmonster Fri, 08/01/2010 - 18:48
"Loredana Jolie-Ferriolo wants to get on with her life"

brilliant. and she thinks the best way to do that would be to get a photographer and crew to local golf club.. pictured with golf clubs.. next to a golf cart.. dressed like a tramp. yeah. that should do it reckon.
Tyrant Fri, 08/01/2010 - 19:17
I would as well to be fair. She looks pure filth.
Tyrant Fri, 08/01/2010 - 19:19
Fifty quid says she has a cock.
Urfugginjokin Fri, 08/01/2010 - 20:04
Rib-tickling golf / sex wordplay is it?

Mashie niblick

'Go in the hole!'

'A nice 69 in the morning'

'Treat me like the slut I am Sevvy, you well-hung Latino brute' (Peter Alliss)

Hope this helps - I'm here all week
jiggerycock Fri, 08/01/2010 - 21:05
He paid $15,000 for a date with THAT?!
LoisCommon Fri, 08/01/2010 - 22:06
I'm with you mate! She looks like a fucking man! She's more tranny than fanny. Her face looks sore and what's going on with those hips? I'll wager she's been injecting herself with silicon. That's what they do you know, them girlie-men. I saw it on channel 4 so it must be true.
PuddyTwat Sat, 09/01/2010 - 00:58
Tiger Woods
DonnaD Sat, 09/01/2010 - 06:27
"imagine the surprise of seeing her sat next to a radiator for 3 hours." I bet they were very expensive, top of the range designer radiators. You wouldn't want to melt those lips on any old radiator.
ChrisCooper Wed, 29/09/2010 - 10:59