Bitch fight
Thu, 07/01/2010 - 13:52 by Harry Bow

The appearance of a Hilton is never good news for a dog (or generally anyone else), and it's no exception for Casey Johnson's poodle, who reportedly got a ride to pooch heaven courtesy of Nicky yesterday - much to the protest of Tila Tequila...

According to TMZ, the late Casey Johnson's childhood friends Nicky Hilton (Paris' slightly preferable sibling) and Bijou Phillips (best known for getting her kit off for Larry Clark) arrived at the home the heiress shared with Tila Tequila with the intention of fetching her pet poodle Zoey and, erm, putting her down so that she could be laid to rest alongside their friend. 

Since Johnson isn't actually an Egyptian Pharaoh, Tequila was a bit miffed and called the LAPD, who presumably had nothing better to do (Lilo's still out of town) and turned up and basically authorised the dog's DEATH!

Now we don't want to get into a debate about euthanasia, but apparently the late dog was "in very bad health" (asking for it then). Still though, if that was the case, you've got to wonder why she wasn't put down before...

It might seem like an odd tradition for the socialites, but it is quite apt when you consider that THIS will presumably be Paris Hilton's coffin mate.

 

We'd say Zoey was better off in dog heaven anyway.

  • Does Tila Tequila actually exist? I thought she was a non-existant porn cartoon, a bit like Lara Croft only more like a Thai ladyboy...

    Shows what I know. I'm new to this internet malarky.

    pandakiller Fri, 08/01/2010 - 02:54
  • They should adapt this idea for Celebrity Big Brother. First cunt gets voted out, then various celebrity friends get sent in and remove those left behind, one by one, and cart them off to be euthanised.

    merylhighground Thu, 07/01/2010 - 20:04
  • I really hope that the Hiltons, Lohans and Kardashians all go up in a fucking big explosion. The fucking dog obviously brought too much fucking class and IQ to the situation. What fucking cunts they all are

    Blartmonster Thu, 07/01/2010 - 19:27
  • Haven't the police have got this wrong ? Surely what they meant to do was grant the pooch the right to continue living & "put down" all the useless cunts around it.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 07/01/2010 - 15:28
  • Let's hope the Grim Reaper is still in LA, with the entire Hilton and Kardashian families names on his rusty scythe...

    pandakiller Thu, 07/01/2010 - 15:12
  • could be straight off staines high street. no fuckin' class.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 07/01/2010 - 14:04
  • could be straight off staines high street. no fuckin' class.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 07/01/2010 - 14:04
  • Let's hope the Grim Reaper is still in LA, with the entire Hilton and Kardashian families names on his rusty scythe...

    pandakiller Thu, 07/01/2010 - 15:12
  • Haven't the police have got this wrong ? Surely what they meant to do was grant the pooch the right to continue living & "put down" all the useless cunts around it.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 07/01/2010 - 15:28
  • I really hope that the Hiltons, Lohans and Kardashians all go up in a fucking big explosion. The fucking dog obviously brought too much fucking class and IQ to the situation. What fucking cunts they all are

    Blartmonster Thu, 07/01/2010 - 19:27
  • They should adapt this idea for Celebrity Big Brother. First cunt gets voted out, then various celebrity friends get sent in and remove those left behind, one by one, and cart them off to be euthanised.

    merylhighground Thu, 07/01/2010 - 20:04
  • Does Tila Tequila actually exist? I thought she was a non-existant porn cartoon, a bit like Lara Croft only more like a Thai ladyboy...

    Shows what I know. I'm new to this internet malarky.

    pandakiller Fri, 08/01/2010 - 02:54

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