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Tila Tequila got a bit confused

Would you buy Drew Barrymore's autobiography colouring book?

Wed, 19/05/2010 - 17:04 by

Seriously, why have you come to Holy Moly for your gossip fix? You obviously didn't realise that Tila Tequila launched a much more entertaining, enlightening and ultimately credible celebrity news blog of her own only two weeks ago. So entertaining that she believed a made-up story from spoof news site, The Onion, was genuine and went on to post her views on the fictional tale over on her website...

Tequila's website (we feel ashamed even writing 'Tequila' out as if it's a real surname) is called 'MissTilaOMG' and is basically just that sorry acronym, OMG, copied and pasted a million times. Or at least that's what it feels like if you even attempt to read it. Our eyes are still recovering from the pain endured trying to trawl through it.

Anyway, she stumbled across a news report on the brilliant satire website, The Onion, yesterday which she obviously found questionable... just not enough to realise it was deliberately that questionable because it wasn't true.

The news was this: that Drew Barrymore's brand new tell-all autobiography colouring book was about to hit the shelves.

Tila immediately skipped across to her blog to ask her readers "Would you buy Drew Barrymore's Autobiography Coloring Book?", genuinely believing that the actress had released a book called 'Totally Me!' where the readers get to colour in the pictures to go with the words to her life of drug addictions, sexuality and weight struggles.

Once you've watched the video of The Onion's news report you will realise the full extent of how awful (and hilarious) Tila's mistake was, and wonder how any sane human being could actually be so bloody thick...

Drew Barrymore's New Tell-All Coloring Book Hits Shelves

She has since taken her story down :(

Tila Tequila

Comments

I like the Onion's title of Lindsay Lohan's autobiog - "Notes Scrawled On the Back of A Sweat-stained Napkin"
koshmar Fri, 21/05/2010 - 02:58
Hold the presses - amoeba-brained publicity whore gets revealed as brain-dead fuckwit shocker
koshmar Thu, 20/05/2010 - 18:53
"Seriously, why have you come to Holy Moly for your gossip fix?"

Now, there's a question.
Lousybosomsdisplease Thu, 20/05/2010 - 10:10
Thick as a bucket of pigshit......and probably about as enjoyable to spend time with.
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 20/05/2010 - 09:10
Absolutely brilliant. If the Onion had run a piece saying that 'Tia Tequila thinks the Onion is genuine', it would have been a great story, but the fact that she did it to herself is just beyond parody.
slug Thu, 20/05/2010 - 08:50
Whoever came up with the concept of reality tv deserves to suffer horribly for creating this neverending production line of vacant publicity whores and tossers.
erniemilko Thu, 20/05/2010 - 08:46
"9 of 9 - Tila Tequila taking a photo" Of herself. Jesus.
stella ah trois Thu, 20/05/2010 - 08:05
Just a word of warning - Make sure you've got your antivirus switched on before you visit her site. Mine quarantined syphilis just in time.
dubbadubbadubbadubba Wed, 19/05/2010 - 21:45
The fact that she can actually read in the first place has to be a cause for some surprise.
huxylady Wed, 19/05/2010 - 20:21
head like a chihuahua, filled with marshmallow
merkin Wed, 19/05/2010 - 19:40
On a serious note, if they really did make this product I would LOVE to colour it in!

[Conceives business idea, reserves rights, sells it to Urban Outfitters]
GretaBritain Wed, 19/05/2010 - 19:09
Dumb whore.
sickofcelebs Wed, 19/05/2010 - 18:11
Thick fucknut in "thick fucknut is genuinely thick" shock.
dandyboy Wed, 19/05/2010 - 18:03

Thick fucknut in "thick fucknut is genuinely thick" shock.
dandyboy Wed, 19/05/2010 - 18:03
Dumb whore.
sickofcelebs Wed, 19/05/2010 - 18:11
On a serious note, if they really did make this product I would LOVE to colour it in!

[Conceives business idea, reserves rights, sells it to Urban Outfitters]
GretaBritain Wed, 19/05/2010 - 19:09
head like a chihuahua, filled with marshmallow
merkin Wed, 19/05/2010 - 19:40
The fact that she can actually read in the first place has to be a cause for some surprise.
huxylady Wed, 19/05/2010 - 20:21
Just a word of warning - Make sure you've got your antivirus switched on before you visit her site. Mine quarantined syphilis just in time.
dubbadubbadubbadubba Wed, 19/05/2010 - 21:45
"9 of 9 - Tila Tequila taking a photo" Of herself. Jesus.
stella ah trois Thu, 20/05/2010 - 08:05
Whoever came up with the concept of reality tv deserves to suffer horribly for creating this neverending production line of vacant publicity whores and tossers.
erniemilko Thu, 20/05/2010 - 08:46
Absolutely brilliant. If the Onion had run a piece saying that 'Tia Tequila thinks the Onion is genuine', it would have been a great story, but the fact that she did it to herself is just beyond parody.
slug Thu, 20/05/2010 - 08:50
Thick as a bucket of pigshit......and probably about as enjoyable to spend time with.
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 20/05/2010 - 09:10
"Seriously, why have you come to Holy Moly for your gossip fix?"

Now, there's a question.
Lousybosomsdisplease Thu, 20/05/2010 - 10:10
Hold the presses - amoeba-brained publicity whore gets revealed as brain-dead fuckwit shocker
koshmar Thu, 20/05/2010 - 18:53
I like the Onion's title of Lindsay Lohan's autobiog - "Notes Scrawled On the Back of A Sweat-stained Napkin"
koshmar Fri, 21/05/2010 - 02:58