Oh that's going to smart when she tugs it off. The tape that is. But then again, since she is clearly not made of human flesh, (emotion, morality, self-awareness, etc) I doubt it will hurt at all.

What a fucking munter. That has sucked some rancid corporate cock to get on.

Hang on, I can smell spunk. Has Tila belched?

Oh. The skin on her breasts is so stretched and tight, it's like barbie plastic. Defo a mentaler. Sorry boys, even if you did sneak in a filthy session with her she'd stab you with the scissors while you were in the shower. Nut nut.

"Dresses in ode to Jodie Marsh"? An ode is a lyric poem with complex stanza forms. What the fuck are you on about? (Unless, of course, you are referring to an ordinary differential equation.)
*disappears up his own Google*

Glad to see she is still mourning her beloved who died in January (that is centuries ago in minor celeb years) - I believe that leather tit tape, stripper heels and shoulder crows are the formal mourning attire of La La Land.

Sexy sexy sexy.

How can Gaga possibly respond to this?

I bet her peeps are wheeling in the Griffons, the lube and the tri-pronged scrotal mounts even as we speak.

what a horribly debhilitating drug cocaine is.

That first pic looks exactly like the pigeon I hit driving through Brixton the other day

HM The queen could take a leaf out of Tila's book. That's how to work the red carpet, not meandering along with a handbag asking everyone if they had come far.