Run, Cam, RUN!
Tom Cruise was spotted smugly watching his Wichita co-star racing for her life, safe in the knowledge that the aliens will catch her eventually.
The film apparently centers on a lonely woman (was Aniston busy?) whose seemingly harmless blind date suddenly turns her life upside-down when a super-spy (Cruise, wearing heels) takes her on a violent worldwide journey to protect a powerful battery that holds the key to an infinite power source (in L. Ron Hubbard's spaceship?).
Wow, the box office must be really bracing itself for that one.
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COMMENTS (7)
"SOMEBODY START ME!"
Scientology vies with formula 1 for title of MOST POINTLESS HUMAN ACTIVITY...
You forgot Golf..
go on, i dare you to slag off scientology more!
they are the mafia of cults after all. oh did i say cult? shit, i meant religion.
DONT KILL ME!
L. Ron Hubbard was a paedophile.
and he was Richie in Happy Days.
isnt it weard now all of a sudden TOM CRUISE isnt talking about scientology anymore, did something happen? Maybe he noticed that everyone was whispering behind his back laughing and hissing. He doesnt like that hence why he has stopped talking about it. Ohh well here I go again
SCIENTALIENOLOGY IS A CULT AND MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE ALL THERE SPACSHIPS TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE!