Cruising for an ego bruising
Thu, 03/09/2009 - 09:45 by Metrosexual

Toothy titch Tom Cruise may have a rake load of cash in the bank and a beautiful robot wife - but that doesn't cut any ice with kooky director Terry Gilliam. Cruise wanted to replace Ledger in Gilliam's new film but was REJECTED!

Instead Gilliam signed up Colin Farrell, Jude Law and Johnny Depp. He's said:

 "I know there was a period when Tom's agents were keen. The thing is, I was only interested in people who were friends of Heath. Simple as that. I wanted to keep it in the family."

That's you told Tom. 

 

 

 

  • I love the face he has on Cuban Heeled trainers and she is wearing Ballet Shoes and he still has to walk on the high side of the Hill when together!

    britt.read Thu, 15/10/2009 - 15:38
  • Katie H looks ill. She either has to bend her knees or walk on the downside of the slope when they're photographed even though he's wearing built-up trainers. Egos, don't ya just luv 'em!

    whatthe. Mon, 07/09/2009 - 09:58
  • What, this silly little precious nitwit? Aggravating little twat!

    diamondcat Thu, 03/09/2009 - 16:14
  • And he has never wanked baldy Travolta either

    wittyusername Thu, 03/09/2009 - 14:30
  • Think of what Tom Cruise has done lately and ally that to what these other names have done. Not rocket science, is it?

    As for the Scientology thing, it's almost as bad as being a fucking tory. Burn the fucking lot

    Blartmonster Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:50
  • When oh when will Scientology become a suicide cult and have it's "jonestown" monent....the sooner these egregious cunts are removed from the face of the earth the better.

    P.S. Tom Cruise is NOT gay and just you remember it !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/09/2009 - 11:51
  • Cruise doesn't have time for friends, he's too busy educating millions about his glorious, totally not-mad-at-all religion. Including Sarkozy, which is worrying.

    tescopop Thu, 03/09/2009 - 10:42
  • 'Friends of Heath'. Or, good actors. Either one.

    blaxa Thu, 03/09/2009 - 10:00
  • 'Friends of Heath'. Or, good actors. Either one.

    blaxa Thu, 03/09/2009 - 10:00
  • Cruise doesn't have time for friends, he's too busy educating millions about his glorious, totally not-mad-at-all religion. Including Sarkozy, which is worrying.

    tescopop Thu, 03/09/2009 - 10:42
  • When oh when will Scientology become a suicide cult and have it's "jonestown" monent....the sooner these egregious cunts are removed from the face of the earth the better.

    P.S. Tom Cruise is NOT gay and just you remember it !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/09/2009 - 11:51
  • Think of what Tom Cruise has done lately and ally that to what these other names have done. Not rocket science, is it?

    As for the Scientology thing, it's almost as bad as being a fucking tory. Burn the fucking lot

    Blartmonster Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:50
  • And he has never wanked baldy Travolta either

    wittyusername Thu, 03/09/2009 - 14:30
  • What, this silly little precious nitwit? Aggravating little twat!

    diamondcat Thu, 03/09/2009 - 16:14
  • Katie H looks ill. She either has to bend her knees or walk on the downside of the slope when they're photographed even though he's wearing built-up trainers. Egos, don't ya just luv 'em!

    whatthe. Mon, 07/09/2009 - 09:58
  • I love the face he has on Cuban Heeled trainers and she is wearing Ballet Shoes and he still has to walk on the high side of the Hill when together!

    britt.read Thu, 15/10/2009 - 15:38

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