Tom Ford had a store opening on Rodeo Drive last night, with Anthony Kiedis playing the part of Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman... Valentino was also there, working uncover in his conker disguise trying to pusuade the largely a-list crowd to wear one of his own designs to this weekend's Oscars, while Raischel Zoe was busy removing the canapes so the minus-zero sample sizes actually fit... We're just joking, the pregnant stylist is really glowing isn't she?

Los Angeles goes crazy town this week in the run up to the Oscars, but it's alright because all the wheatgrass shots and AAA meetings mean the crowd have the stamina to keep going until Sunday... Anywhere but LA, a store launch is a bit weird because you just standing round getting pissed and trying not to spill booze on expensive goods - or pilfer them...

Anyway, at Tom Ford flagship store opening we have Eva Longoria in sequinned trackies, Ford's Single Man lead Colin Firth, Anneka Rice Kelly Lynch, Gennifer Goodwin, Harvey Weinstein, Tom Hanks, Alexander Skargaard, Adrian Brody and Kristin Davis who was doing a tired impersonation of co-star Kim Cattrall in Mannequin. Well, better Mannequin that SatC...