Top 10 Desperate PR attempts of 2010: the Holy Moly Review

10 Brian McFadden Bernie Ecclestone advert Katie Price's iPod tiara will go down in history Jasmine Waltz makes milkshakes Michelle Heaton - or is it?Shelia Vogel gets dirty advert That man who flopped his cock out Abi Titmuss so subtle Anthea Turner - or is it Madonna?

Chanelle's best moment

Scary on top a tree

Mon, 27/12/2010 - 09:49 by HM writer

Sponsored by Max Clifford, the HM Top Ten Desperate PR Stunts of 2010. Katie Waissell's nan in sexy lingerie and Michelle Heaton in drag coming up. No, you're welcome...

1) Chanelle on a Christmas tree - sadly Gillian McKeith was busy, so it was Chanelle who was hoisted up several hundred feet and plopped on a giant Christmas tree at Lakeside shopping centre. Essex has never been so glamorous...

2) Katie Price's iPod tiara - if there's a woman in the world more shameless, we'll buy one of those...

3) Abi Titmuss' private workouts - Titmuss perfected the bend and snap. And the cameras just magically appeared...

4) Brian McFadden 'dreaming' about westlife return - seeing Take That's success after reuniting with Robbie William's, McFadden reportedly had a dream that he re-joined the group and they played at a huge football stadium. They said fuck off.

5) Bernie Ecclestone - Bernie, Bernie, Bernie... 10/10 from Clifford.

6) Jasmine Waltz's milkshakes - During David Arquette's stupendous mid-life crisis following his split from Courteney Cox, he claimed he shagged Waltz and it made him manly. She's desperately trying to make the most of her fame by making milkshakes and pretending the cream was Arquette's jizz. Clever.

7) Anthea Turner dressing as Madonna - Poor Anthea Turner once had all the riches in the world. Now she's dressing up as Madonna for Closer magazine and appearing on a gameshow that was presented by Duncan James and still hasn't been aired...

8) Michelle Heaton - Heaton is synonymous with Desperate PR Stunts. Sadly this was from the end of last year, but rememeber when she dressed up as Paul O'Grady and then tossed pancakes? It was just a shame that the guests couldn't sample her cooking because they had about three teeth between them...

9) Katie Waissel's nan - Shelia Vogel aka Cecilia Bird showed us her forbidden fruits and what lurks beneath her conservative exterior (mainly liver spots) as she posed in her underwear for Closer. Pat on the back, Clifford.

10) That man at the Harry Potter premiere - who looked like Wagner and flopped his cock out. As if the Deathly Hallows hadn't had enough publicity - shameless!

Top Ten

Comments

Twas Chantelle atop the Christmas tree- Channelle was busy ranting about Jack whatshisface on twatter.
littlelola Tue, 28/12/2010 - 16:45
Theres no difference between pic 7 and 9.
whereswaldo Mon, 27/12/2010 - 23:28
I'll tell you what's desperate. When people who are paid (presumably) to copy and paste celeb trivia, yet still can't tell Chanelle from Chantelle. And when sad cunts like me then post about it.
merylhighground Mon, 27/12/2010 - 16:07
I wonder if any of these folk will be dead by this time next year. I hope so. Have we had top ten 2010 deaths yet, Mr HM?
stella ah trois Mon, 27/12/2010 - 12:40

I wonder if any of these folk will be dead by this time next year. I hope so. Have we had top ten 2010 deaths yet, Mr HM?
stella ah trois Mon, 27/12/2010 - 12:40
I'll tell you what's desperate. When people who are paid (presumably) to copy and paste celeb trivia, yet still can't tell Chanelle from Chantelle. And when sad cunts like me then post about it.
merylhighground Mon, 27/12/2010 - 16:07
Theres no difference between pic 7 and 9.
whereswaldo Mon, 27/12/2010 - 23:28
Twas Chantelle atop the Christmas tree- Channelle was busy ranting about Jack whatshisface on twatter.
littlelola Tue, 28/12/2010 - 16:45