Katie Price is once again staring into the emotional abyss that is her relationship with rectangular meathead Alex Reid, as she announced via informational-news-opinion-network-superhighway-of-the-future Twitter this morning that an article in the News Of The World last Sunday was absolutely bang on about her marriage being up shit creek.

The chest fairy and Big Al are now reportedly having crisis talks, which probably means a lot of 'At the end of the day's and 'Basically, it's like this's. Possibly even a 'financially and PR wise Alex, you just haven't worked out'.

Who knows.

Now, heartbroken as we are about the whole scenario, it did get our sour and resentful little minds thinking, who else could be on the ropes? Where will we be gettin our next big hit of schadenfreude from? Will anyone except Cheryl and keen dancer, Derek be Fighting for this Love? Are there any major stars making a weak attempt to hide their sexuality using a girlfriend shaped shield?

We'll answer all but the last one (for legal reasons). Possibly. Anyway, here are our guesses for 2011's recipients of soul destroying emotional damage(with some help from our local bookies):

Katie Price Alex Reid - For sure, no doubt in our minds. 

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel - Bit of a strange one, but we've only seen stories from Justin's female co-stars in his upcoming films about what an animal he is. So there you go.

Chantelle Houghton and Rav Wilding - Doomed.

Vernon Kaye and Tess Daly - Might have got a new phone for christmas.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher - Saccharine, attention seeking and irritating. Apparently not just to us, but also to each other now. Love and Light.

Stick any other suggestions you may have in our lovingly provided comments area below...