Tori Spelling on the beach in a bikini

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There's Something about Tori

Lose your lunch Thursday!

Thu, 20/08/2009 - 11:15 by HM writer

Don't be so cruel, this isn't a still from There's Something About Mary when the sun-ravaged old woman who looks like she might be made from leather is about to bare her breasts. It's Tori Spelling on the beach in a bikini! Welcome back Lose Your Lunch Thursday...

Tori Spelling was frolicking on the beach with husband Dean McDermott in California (lucky Santa Monica!), reclining on a sun lounger and blissfully unaware of all the cameras. And their unfortunate close-ups. They could have at least smeared some Vaseline on the lens...

Mind you, she looked good from a distance, from the back, behind the mesh wiring (picture 5)...

*Feels guilty but still loses lunch*

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Comments

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xiaoblue Wed, 09/06/2010 - 06:15
Ohh my god shit look at her ohhh shit. With all the money she inherited from Daddy Spelling she still cannot look even remotely attractive. Sorry to say but she has got to be the ugliest rich hollywood woman in hollywood.
dancingworm Fri, 21/08/2009 - 03:55
well i think she looks fuckin hot - if i had a cock i'd give her one
nepenthe Thu, 20/08/2009 - 21:41
We all used to bang on about MJ's face but look at the state of Tori Spelling? Jesus. Was her surgeon having a laugh? She's a gorgon. If I looked like that, I'd give Jacko's doctor a call to put me out of my misery.
topkkat Thu, 20/08/2009 - 20:47
I've always thought tori spelling was one of those ladyboy things even from way back in the 90210 days, and back then, i was too young to know what a ladyboy was. If you look hard, you can even see the 5 0'clock shadow in picture 7. I fuckin knew it.
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Thu, 20/08/2009 - 20:02
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH MYYYYY EEEEEYYYYYYYYYESS !!!!!!!!!!!!
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 20/08/2009 - 12:17
Oh my fucking eyes. It's like looking at some withered pig's ears that I buy for my dogs to chew on...

She's also got the chin that Jimmy Hill and Brucie would have loved...
Blartmonster Thu, 20/08/2009 - 12:01

Oh my fucking eyes. It's like looking at some withered pig's ears that I buy for my dogs to chew on...

She's also got the chin that Jimmy Hill and Brucie would have loved...
Blartmonster Thu, 20/08/2009 - 12:01
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH MYYYYY EEEEEYYYYYYYYYESS !!!!!!!!!!!!
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 20/08/2009 - 12:17
I've always thought tori spelling was one of those ladyboy things even from way back in the 90210 days, and back then, i was too young to know what a ladyboy was. If you look hard, you can even see the 5 0'clock shadow in picture 7. I fuckin knew it.
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Thu, 20/08/2009 - 20:02
We all used to bang on about MJ's face but look at the state of Tori Spelling? Jesus. Was her surgeon having a laugh? She's a gorgon. If I looked like that, I'd give Jacko's doctor a call to put me out of my misery.
topkkat Thu, 20/08/2009 - 20:47
well i think she looks fuckin hot - if i had a cock i'd give her one
nepenthe Thu, 20/08/2009 - 21:41
Ohh my god shit look at her ohhh shit. With all the money she inherited from Daddy Spelling she still cannot look even remotely attractive. Sorry to say but she has got to be the ugliest rich hollywood woman in hollywood.
dancingworm Fri, 21/08/2009 - 03:55
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xiaoblue Wed, 09/06/2010 - 06:15