Amy Childs topless
The Child with the man in her eyes (arms)
Tue, 10/05/2011 - 12:07 by Mr. HMThe Only Way is Essex star Amy Childs is never one to be shy, what with putting glitter on her vag all the time and wearing chiffon placemats to nightclubs, so it shouldn't really come as any surprise to fins she's whipped her bra off for this week's New Magazine in attempt to recreate the 'famous' Kate Moss and Mark Wahlberg Calvin Klein shoot... Hmmmm.
Amy is the only one we remember from TOWIE - but we assume that Frank Lampard's dopier brother is in fact her boyfriend Joe Hurlock who she's just announced as "The One".
And who can blame her after such a successful first date. as Joe says:
"So, Amy asked me to meet her in London. She was with her mum and auntie and they¹d been out all day. I turned up and couldn¹t find her anywhere she¹d told me to go to the wrong bar! And when I finally found her, she was drunk. Her mum and auntie were interrogating me, then Amy fell asleep on my lap. I was propping her up as we left the bar. I struggled to find a taxi driver who would take them home and, when I did, she was sick in his cab."
The Only Way Is Essex is obviously ace and going to win loads of awards at the next round of ceremonies (unless last night's Made In Chelsea sneaks in there) but we can't help thinking it would be even better if it was like this every single week:
New Magazine is out THIS BLOODY WEEK!

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She looks like a fish in a wig and if he isn't the product of Frank Lampards senior's wayward willy in the 80's then I'll eat my hat.
She looks like a fish in a wig and if he isn't the product of Frank Lampards senior's wayward willy in the 80's then I'll eat my hat.