Tres bon temps?
Fri, 13/05/2011 - 16:12 by Harry Bow

We've been very much enjoying some of HBO's less high profile New Yorky stuff recently - Bored To Death and How To Make It In America, but now True Blood - AKA Twilight on viagra - is coming back to steal all the attention. Deservedly so? Let's look at the season series four trailer...

Obviously the trailer doesn't reveal much, but creator Alan Ball has confirmed that, as in the novel the show is based on, witches will play a large part and Eric will lose his memory. At least he won't notice the reoccuring plot then! Still, who needs an original storyline when you've got Werewolf Alcide, Vampire Jessica, Sooki, Vampire Eric, Jason, Tara, Lafayette, Sophie-Anne or Bill?

 

If we are going to discuss the plot, though, we do hope they ditch the panto japes this time - last time all of stapstick stuff got a bit much, even with Jason... Plus does everyone have to be a bloody shapeshifter?

 

Finally, for those wondering - vampires don't have their own blood so obviously can't get proper erections, but they use one these just before sex.

  • I'm with Tesco! More naked Skarsgard -he's Swedish he loves getting naked!

    Grumpyoldbat Mon, 16/05/2011 - 08:55
  • No, we just need Skarsgard to get his nob out.

    tescopop Fri, 13/05/2011 - 22:21
  • Its what ive always said the rules are always changing - sunlight used to kill the fuckers, but now a days daywalkers are ten to the dozen. Same for crosses and garlic. We need a unified undead rulebook. You know, just in case.

    liquidspanner Fri, 13/05/2011 - 19:32
  • Wait, what? They do have blood, at least in True Blood they do. It makes humans go crazy horny.

    tescopop Fri, 13/05/2011 - 17:29
  • Enough about vampire impotence. Whats the deal with werewolves and chest waxing?

    liquidspanner Fri, 13/05/2011 - 16:53
  • Enough about vampire impotence. Whats the deal with werewolves and chest waxing?

    liquidspanner Fri, 13/05/2011 - 16:53
  • Wait, what? They do have blood, at least in True Blood they do. It makes humans go crazy horny.

    tescopop Fri, 13/05/2011 - 17:29
  • Its what ive always said the rules are always changing - sunlight used to kill the fuckers, but now a days daywalkers are ten to the dozen. Same for crosses and garlic. We need a unified undead rulebook. You know, just in case.

    liquidspanner Fri, 13/05/2011 - 19:32
  • No, we just need Skarsgard to get his nob out.

    tescopop Fri, 13/05/2011 - 22:21
  • I'm with Tesco! More naked Skarsgard -he's Swedish he loves getting naked!

    Grumpyoldbat Mon, 16/05/2011 - 08:55

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