TV and cinema too mediocre for Kelly Brook

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Kelly Brook and Danny Cipriani at J Sheekey's

Babbling Brook

Tue, 03/11/2009 - 11:47 by HM writer

Kelly Brook has been trying to blame anyone she can for her failure on 'Britain's Got Talent', despite being as talented as Peaches Geldof when it comes to TV presenting. Last week she claimed she was kicked off the show because Ant and Dec took an instant disliking to her and now she's complaining that it's because both TV and the cinema requires you to be nothing more than 'mediocre'. In which case, she should be a massive hit...

Come on, we've all seen ITV1's 'Love Island' - she was so bad she even made Patrick Kielty bearable.

But apparently Kelly's not really wooden or devoid of charisma, she's just be told to tone down her personality, so that she doesn't alienate TV viewers with her intelligence.

She said:

"I'm quite loud. When I was in film and TV, people were always saying, 'Oh Kelly, make it smaller, make it smaller'.

"I think TV is all about not turning off the public, it's about not being too sexy, not being too much of anything really. I think the more mediocre you are the better you do because people need to think you're their friend, they don't want to be threatened by you, you've got to be warm, you've got to be not too smart, not too pretty, not too anything."

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Comments

I reckon there was a semtex and C-4 belt or 3 under that puffa jacket, the fat little cunt couldn't get her chubby cold hands around the button to detonate the fucker

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woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 12:00
A life support system for a pair of tits and nothing more
aciddrops Wed, 04/11/2009 - 12:36
You got it so fucking right; and that goes for all the celebs who don't like their piccies taken, fucking shame....
Blartmonster Wed, 04/11/2009 - 00:27
He is - he single-handedly fucked up England's performances in the 6 nations last time. The overrated cunt. My grandad could play better and he's been dead 15 years, etc etc...
Blartmonster Wed, 04/11/2009 - 00:26
So he takes a beautiful woman out for dinner. She - looks fantastic. He - takes his baseball cap off the peg on the back of the door. Touch..
kwebb Tue, 03/11/2009 - 19:03
I thought daft lad was meant to be a Rugby player? Look at those chicken drumstick legs lol. He must be a shit player.
whereswaldo Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:36
Yeah she'd look much better with a skinhead......hmmmmm
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:35
Get your baps out Kelly
whereswaldo Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:11
She is stunning. I could do without all the hair flowing action though- you little tease
kermits Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:20
Kelly brook = Well fit (technical term)
Tyrant Tue, 03/11/2009 - 15:14
She's so bad she makes Hurley look good. Beauty only works for me if there's talent or at least gratitude. Instead Kelly moans about how hard done by she is. As if TV owes her a living. If she doesn't like the industry, she can fuck off and work the tills in Tescos.
PuddyTwat Tue, 03/11/2009 - 15:02
He doesn't even know how to pronounce his own surname, the silly boy.
cosmotopper Tue, 03/11/2009 - 15:00
actually, you're absolutely right, prattle on my sweet.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 03/11/2009 - 13:49
I'll thirds that......and I'll even be so gracious as to say that she can speak all she wants, I wouldn't give a flying fuck .
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 03/11/2009 - 13:05
he he he!
stella ah trois Tue, 03/11/2009 - 12:58
seconded. she just needs to shut the fuck up.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 03/11/2009 - 12:58
Headline should read:
"Kelly Brook claims TV loves mediocrity"
OR
"Kelly Brook claims TV is a mediocracy"

Seriously, HM, sack these 'tards and employ me.

EDIT: HA! You changed it! Ha! I feel quite smug. Mind, "TV is a mediocracy" would have been great. Even if mediocracy is technically a made-up jargon word.
tescopop Tue, 03/11/2009 - 12:52
Say what you like. She's gorgeous
fuckwit Tue, 03/11/2009 - 12:32
"you've got to be warm, you've got to be not too smart, not too pretty, not too anything"

....you've got to have a boyfriend who can kick a rugby ball without it being charged down, on a regular basis...

Oh go to hell!
jiggerycock Tue, 03/11/2009 - 12:29

"you've got to be warm, you've got to be not too smart, not too pretty, not too anything"

....you've got to have a boyfriend who can kick a rugby ball without it being charged down, on a regular basis...

Oh go to hell!
jiggerycock Tue, 03/11/2009 - 12:29
Say what you like. She's gorgeous
fuckwit Tue, 03/11/2009 - 12:32
Headline should read:
"Kelly Brook claims TV loves mediocrity"
OR
"Kelly Brook claims TV is a mediocracy"

Seriously, HM, sack these 'tards and employ me.

EDIT: HA! You changed it! Ha! I feel quite smug. Mind, "TV is a mediocracy" would have been great. Even if mediocracy is technically a made-up jargon word.
tescopop Tue, 03/11/2009 - 12:52
seconded. she just needs to shut the fuck up.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 03/11/2009 - 12:58
he he he!
stella ah trois Tue, 03/11/2009 - 12:58
I'll thirds that......and I'll even be so gracious as to say that she can speak all she wants, I wouldn't give a flying fuck .
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 03/11/2009 - 13:05
actually, you're absolutely right, prattle on my sweet.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 03/11/2009 - 13:49
He doesn't even know how to pronounce his own surname, the silly boy.
cosmotopper Tue, 03/11/2009 - 15:00
She's so bad she makes Hurley look good. Beauty only works for me if there's talent or at least gratitude. Instead Kelly moans about how hard done by she is. As if TV owes her a living. If she doesn't like the industry, she can fuck off and work the tills in Tescos.
PuddyTwat Tue, 03/11/2009 - 15:02
Kelly brook = Well fit (technical term)
Tyrant Tue, 03/11/2009 - 15:14
She is stunning. I could do without all the hair flowing action though- you little tease
kermits Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:20
Get your baps out Kelly
whereswaldo Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:11
Yeah she'd look much better with a skinhead......hmmmmm
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:35
I thought daft lad was meant to be a Rugby player? Look at those chicken drumstick legs lol. He must be a shit player.
whereswaldo Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:36
So he takes a beautiful woman out for dinner. She - looks fantastic. He - takes his baseball cap off the peg on the back of the door. Touch..
kwebb Tue, 03/11/2009 - 19:03
He is - he single-handedly fucked up England's performances in the 6 nations last time. The overrated cunt. My grandad could play better and he's been dead 15 years, etc etc...
Blartmonster Wed, 04/11/2009 - 00:26
You got it so fucking right; and that goes for all the celebs who don't like their piccies taken, fucking shame....
Blartmonster Wed, 04/11/2009 - 00:27
A life support system for a pair of tits and nothing more
aciddrops Wed, 04/11/2009 - 12:36
I reckon there was a semtex and C-4 belt or 3 under that puffa jacket, the fat little cunt couldn't get her chubby cold hands around the button to detonate the fucker

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woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 12:00