Is reassuringly expensive, well beyond your pocket money allowance.

you, on the other hand..

I know, it costs me a fucking fortune to get my pics done, those satellites don't come cheap.

Manky. I only wish I could say the same thing. However - the reality is - things are NEVER MORE dull than when you are on here. Innuendo - sex story - pitifully cringeworthy unfunny role play with customer/moron from HM - and start again. I've seen quite enough pictures of you thanks. Most of them were taken by satellite to get you in. Don't hang any of them up though - they'll pull the walls down!

Ah its so nice to have you back Bobby, things are never dull with you around. If you like I can send you a pic of my balls so you can see what a pair looks like, as I know it must be difficult for you to look at yourself naked in the mirror through teary eyes and notice a complete Action Man type void in that 'area'. On the plus side you do get to see a massive cunt taking up the rest of the space I suppose. Love you xx Mwahhh!

Ha. Come on you old queen! We all know that is lies. Carnal and meaningful relationships?! What - chucking women in your boot and driving them around in your Lada until they agree to nibble the end of your rancid pygmy cock? You are vile in equal measure to famous and non famous people on this site - and - quite comically - appear to find every single woman on here hideous/disgusting/rancid - before you predictably move onto the size of their flange. Face it. You are a big fat sausage fingered frustrated unfulfilled angry bummer, knocking out eye wateringly unfunny posts. Lets stick with what we KNOW eh?!

Bobby's back!

No Bob, I'm not a misogynist (I think that's the word you're looking for) because, you see, I don't have a hatred of women. I suppose you could say that I quite like them, having had carnal and meaningful relationships with a fair amount of them. Of course, I know that for you, that means having to look for a relationship beyond your mum and sisters that isn't inappropriate...

You see, Bob, like the majority of people on here, I just like to have an outlet for my bile which is directed at male and female celebs alike, but only the undeserving, the overinflated and the overprecious. Unlike yourself, who seems to have a nihilistic, self-hating dysfunctionality towards all people.

Love yourself, Bob, love yourself. But not in THAT sense, eewww...

In fact no, fuck it, kill yourself

the answer to Blartmonsters question is Tyra Banks used and I say used to be an X supposedly supermodel. She hung out with such people as Oprah in the early days etc etc. She created her first show called "Americas next top model" although none of the winners have ever been successfull. Then you see she thought she was so talented as to create her own show called the "Tyra Banks show" which more or less is like that other show called "Trish". She keeps calling herself a supermodel even though she has never been on the cover of Vogue or Elle or any of those fashion magazines. She tries to be funny on her talk show but she is just plain annoying and loves herself so much, everything refers back to her etc etc like the guest will say I was raped or something and then she will say ohhh yes I remember when I was Raped to. She is self centred beyond belief but I guess all the celebs are like that!

Minxy. I'd imagine you've got a lovely big pair of balls tucked down there having seen some of your pictures. The hands are always a dead giveaway too.

Ahh. This bus is never late. Here he comes! Riding in to the rescue on his donkey. The White Barron Knight of the North. Going to joust me with your mop handle?! It was a case of stay on the sidelines or hear the place chiming to the sound of your needlessly over angry, woman hating, spiteful, judgmental, verbosity. Go on - one last time - tell us where the footballer squirted his jizz?! Find another word in your Profanisaurus for it! Type it up. Repeat as necessary.

You wouldn't understand Bob, you need a cock and a set of balls to get it

Yes, everyone's whipping-boy miserable cunt is back! Nice to see you, Bobby!

Oh yes. As if we could EVER forget?! You do the sexy stuff don't you?! Tell us all more about it. It's fascinating stuff...truly.

Bizarre facials ay? I had one of them yesterday but you don't see me advertising the fact on HM... oh!

All I saw was Tyra Banks and facials...

I watched 10 hours of America's Next Top Model over the weekend. It was like valium.

That Russian bastard is picking up his vinyl with his fingers all over the fucking disc! Philistine!!!

PS - who the fuck is this Tyra Banks bint??

that is one of the funniest things I have seen on this festering stool of a website...