COCKER HORROR SHOW
Sun, 01/11/2009 - 13:44 by Harry Bow

Brits are rarely arsed with making the effort that the Americans do when it comes to Halloween, but at least the guests at Jonathan Ross's party (theme, 1990s) kept things traditional. Elsewhere, it was less impressive though, largely due to the Geldofs ...

The Cocker clan made an impressive team effort

The Geldof girls dressed-up as themselves - with terrifying consequences

Charlie Brooks dressed-up as Charlie Brooker 

Anna Friel wore her usual mask

Claudia Winkleman got a D- for her eye-liner scribble

Still, at least no one faced the shame that Alex Reid did...

And Peaches "head-to-toe tattoos" Geldof doesn't really need to dress up to look frightening.

  • Yay! Baby Cocker!

    mynicehat Tue, 03/11/2009 - 13:23
  • I wish David Mitchell would come to my party.

    I also wish I could punch Jimmy Carr in the face. Just once. Just so he knew how much I hate him.

    Dear Santa, sortitahhhht, please.

    tescopop Mon, 02/11/2009 - 16:25
  • the caricaturist, whose services ross had engaged for the evening, took one look at david baddiel and threw away his pencils for good.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 02/11/2009 - 10:39
  • "Kyuh - What I fink I'll do is just - like - make my wrists look like I've slit them for the cameras, and THEN - I will make sure they get a picture of it, and THEN it will be like totally ironic because everyone thinks I will slit my wrists, but THEN, I will do an interview with Fearne Cotton and THEN I might be able to figure out why anybody acknowledges the existence of any Geldof. Yeah - thats's what I will do this week I fink."

    kwebb Mon, 02/11/2009 - 10:28
  • Does AF always pose like a twat?

    mirabellebuttersfield Mon, 02/11/2009 - 01:20
  • Anna "I am in no way trying to look like Audrey Hepburn" Friel

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Sun, 01/11/2009 - 21:45
  • Fucking hell, the old Friel slapper is getting a bit precious and up herself for treading the old boards, eh?

    Look love, people only remember you for the lesbo kiss on a Scouse soap, and go to see you in the hope of you getting the old spaniel's ears out for an airing

    Blartmonster Sun, 01/11/2009 - 14:32
  • Fucking hell, the old Friel slapper is getting a bit precious and up herself for treading the old boards, eh?

    Look love, people only remember you for the lesbo kiss on a Scouse soap, and go to see you in the hope of you getting the old spaniel's ears out for an airing

    Blartmonster Sun, 01/11/2009 - 14:32
  • Anna "I am in no way trying to look like Audrey Hepburn" Friel

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Sun, 01/11/2009 - 21:45
  • Does AF always pose like a twat?

    mirabellebuttersfield Mon, 02/11/2009 - 01:20
  • "Kyuh - What I fink I'll do is just - like - make my wrists look like I've slit them for the cameras, and THEN - I will make sure they get a picture of it, and THEN it will be like totally ironic because everyone thinks I will slit my wrists, but THEN, I will do an interview with Fearne Cotton and THEN I might be able to figure out why anybody acknowledges the existence of any Geldof. Yeah - thats's what I will do this week I fink."

    kwebb Mon, 02/11/2009 - 10:28
  • the caricaturist, whose services ross had engaged for the evening, took one look at david baddiel and threw away his pencils for good.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 02/11/2009 - 10:39
  • I wish David Mitchell would come to my party.

    I also wish I could punch Jimmy Carr in the face. Just once. Just so he knew how much I hate him.

    Dear Santa, sortitahhhht, please.

    tescopop Mon, 02/11/2009 - 16:25
  • Yay! Baby Cocker!

    mynicehat Tue, 03/11/2009 - 13:23

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