Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:44 By Harry Bow
The Cocker clan made an impressive team effort
The Geldof girls dressed-up as themselves - with terrifying consequences
Charlie Brooks dressed-up as Charlie Brooker
Anna Friel wore her usual mask
Claudia Winkleman got a D- for her eye-liner scribble
Still, at least no one faced the shame that Alex Reid did...
And Peaches "head-to-toe tattoos" Geldof doesn't really need to dress up to look frightening.
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
Holy Moly gets a live birds eye view of Bex BB's backside.X Factor's Lloyd Daniels gets a Holy Moly InterrogationX Factor: Holy Moly interrogates Danyl Johnson 
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (7)
Fucking hell, the old Friel slapper is getting a bit precious and up herself for treading the old boards, eh?
Look love, people only remember you for the lesbo kiss on a Scouse soap, and go to see you in the hope of you getting the old spaniel's ears out for an airing
Anna "I am in no way trying to look like Audrey Hepburn" Friel
Does AF always pose like a twat?
"Kyuh - What I fink I'll do is just - like - make my wrists look like I've slit them for the cameras, and THEN - I will make sure they get a picture of it, and THEN it will be like totally ironic because everyone thinks I will slit my wrists, but THEN, I will do an interview with Fearne Cotton and THEN I might be able to figure out why anybody acknowledges the existence of any Geldof. Yeah - thats's what I will do this week I fink."
the caricaturist, whose services ross had engaged for the evening, took one look at david baddiel and threw away his pencils for good.
I wish David Mitchell would come to my party.
I also wish I could punch Jimmy Carr in the face. Just once. Just so he knew how much I hate him.
Dear Santa, sortitahhhht, please.
Yay! Baby Cocker!