For the first time in five years, Big Brother was beginning to become watchable. No, really. The bedsit was back in place, Chantelle and Preston were back together, Makosi was back in the shower and Nadia was back to her old whiny, easy-to-irritate self. But unfortunately that whiny, easy-to-irritate personality of Nadia's has gone and led to another housemate walking - this time in the form of Coolio.

Okay okay, it also didn't help Nadia's whiny, easy-to-irritate self that Coolio was a massive fucking cunt to her - but at least their arguments made for entertaining viewing.

After days of non-stop, full-on bickering between Nadia and Coolio - where she would ramble so incoherently that you'd think it was Portuguese and he would imitate her in a pathetic child's voice - the rapper finally decided to run away from the squealing transsexual and escape the Big Brother house for good.

This is the moment that led Coolio to take the money and run (blatantly the only reason he entered the house in the first place), with Nadia spitting an absolute fucking mental after he hid a pair of her shoes. And it's one of the most entertaining pieces of television we've seen in a long time...

Unless you're dead inside, we fail to see how even the most vehement of Big Brother haters could not be amused by that.

But now that two housemates have packed up their bags and left, Ultimate Big Brother is starting to get a bit farcical. Unless, y'know, Ulrika fancied following suit and disappearing as well - we wouldn't complain about that. In fact, we probably wouldn't even notice.