Ultimate Big Brother 2010: John McCririck in his XXXXXL pants, world vomits

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John McCririck is pure sex

Lose your lunch Wednesday!

Wed, 25/08/2010 - 13:02 by HM writer

John McCririck was generously giving the housemates of Ultimate Big Brother a chance to check for skids as he bent over wearing a pair of see-through pants.... *Loses lunch, gouges eyes out*

McCririck already admitted that he only entered the house because of the money (is there another reason?) and wants to be evicted as soon as possible, which is fine by us having been exposed to the outline of his saggy scrotum too.

Speaking of which, Preston is currently getting 'close' to ex-wife Chantelle, which we could have predicted yesterday when we reported that both were going back into the house. Preston, whose marriage to Chantelle lasted a whopping six months before they split up and then got back together and then split up again, has said no-one will hurt her in the house while he's around *voms again*.

After all, he did once about his former spouse:

"When she’d just woken in the mornings, when she’s just totally natural, she looks like Brigitte Bardot – she’s gorgeous."

(Presumably before the collagen, cresote and hair extentions.)

And let's not forget this (ever)...

4 mins 19 secs in!

Chantelle Houghton pictures, Ultimate Big Brother, Chantelle Houghton, John McCririck, Preston, preston

Comments

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slug Thu, 26/08/2010 - 13:10
Calling him 'cool and principled' is like claiming that Iphone users are 'really individual because they have an Iphone'.
slug Wed, 25/08/2010 - 17:08
"Preston used to be cool and principled." When exactly ? as far as I'm aware he's always been a spoilt little rich boy cunt with a silver spoon shoved so far up his arse you can see it when he yawns.

Fuck the pretentious little pillock and his fucking stupid tattoos.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 25/08/2010 - 13:59
This is so obviously a way to make even more money for them. Its a shame. Preston used to be cool and principled.

The Buzzcocks thing was the funniest thing ever. Simon Amstell rocks x
scruddle Wed, 25/08/2010 - 13:33
McCririck admitting doing it for the money and letting the world see him as he is - warts, manboobs, scrotum-in-his-sock - and all.

In fact, whilst he is paranoid about his baldness, never appearing on C4 racing without a hat, even that minor showbiz affectation went out the window when he was on BB.

Fair play to the deranged old cunt.
jiggerycock Wed, 25/08/2010 - 13:29
Reminds me why I fucking hate Buzzcocks. What an utter bunch of cunts the 'regulars' are especially that wanker who hosts it. McCririck actually has some integrity when compared with those tossers
brian sights Wed, 25/08/2010 - 13:20

Reminds me why I fucking hate Buzzcocks. What an utter bunch of cunts the 'regulars' are especially that wanker who hosts it. McCririck actually has some integrity when compared with those tossers
brian sights Wed, 25/08/2010 - 13:20
McCririck admitting doing it for the money and letting the world see him as he is - warts, manboobs, scrotum-in-his-sock - and all.

In fact, whilst he is paranoid about his baldness, never appearing on C4 racing without a hat, even that minor showbiz affectation went out the window when he was on BB.

Fair play to the deranged old cunt.
jiggerycock Wed, 25/08/2010 - 13:29
This is so obviously a way to make even more money for them. Its a shame. Preston used to be cool and principled.

The Buzzcocks thing was the funniest thing ever. Simon Amstell rocks x
scruddle Wed, 25/08/2010 - 13:33
"Preston used to be cool and principled." When exactly ? as far as I'm aware he's always been a spoilt little rich boy cunt with a silver spoon shoved so far up his arse you can see it when he yawns.

Fuck the pretentious little pillock and his fucking stupid tattoos.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 25/08/2010 - 13:59
Calling him 'cool and principled' is like claiming that Iphone users are 'really individual because they have an Iphone'.
slug Wed, 25/08/2010 - 17:08
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slug Thu, 26/08/2010 - 13:10