ITS ON!
Thu, 09/06/2011 - 09:55 by John HillGood morning wrestling fan(s). As you're probably already aware, there's a shockwave currently running through the wrasslin' world as Warrior (previously Ultimate Warrior) recently put up a video on Youtube in which he threatens to reveal all of Hulk Hogan's deepest darkest secrets. All of them. Apparently he's sick of Hulk being such a terrible show-off and wants the world to know what the real Terry Bollea is like. Don't for a moment think this is a) not celebrity news and b) not news of any description, because for many people out there this is world-shattering.
No-one in the office of course, God, that's not the kind of thing we'd watch at all. Too sophisticated for that. Plus, Chris Benoit brought shame and dishonour to the entire wrestling community. More so than Chyna's vagina, albeit only slightly.
So, what did the man who officially changed his name to 'Warrior' have to about the Hulk? He called him a dope fiend and a whore. A dope fiend and a whore. Those clean living men and women of the WWF, E and CW must be shocked to their core. Or picking the acne off their mutated genitals. Either way, a bad day for all.
Unfortunately this is just a taster of the shitstorm to come, with Warrior promising many more revelations in an hour long video, to be published shortly. Hulkamania could be over. The end of an era. Incidentally, if you're wondering, the guy in the video isn't actually mentally retarded. Clinically, anyway.
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Psshh. The real possibility of a smackdown, complete with wheezing, commodes and IV drip stands.
But cut them some slack, y'all. Swanky pads on Malibu beach and alimony dont run on fresh air, so, y'know, "LETS GET READY...TOOOOOO....RUPTURE!"
Bunch of mincers!
Steve Logan, Marc 'Rollerball' Rocco, Bert Royal and Honeyboy Zimba would leather the lot of them!
Bunch of mincers!
Steve Logan, Marc 'Rollerball' Rocco, Bert Royal and Honeyboy Zimba would leather the lot of them!
Psshh. The real possibility of a smackdown, complete with wheezing, commodes and IV drip stands.
But cut them some slack, y'all. Swanky pads on Malibu beach and alimony dont run on fresh air, so, y'know, "LETS GET READY...TOOOOOO....RUPTURE!"