Back to crack or heroin
Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:32 by HM writer

Now, we know we're not exactly the purveyors of good taste, but even this picture of America's Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry jacking up and pretending to inject herself with heroin for an Amy Winehouse Halloween costume is just a bit too much...

Everyone knows she should be pretending to smoke crack instead (we're joking)!

Adrianne was at the Hollywood Toys & Costumes store in LA chosing her Halloween outift (maybe she should just stick to the traditional slutty devil/nurse/sailor option etc) while being filmed for a US show while wearing the ill-advised Amy costume (which actually was just a crap wig, studded belt and fake hypodermic needle).

Perhaps she should choose the less offensive Michael Jackson one instead...

  • Yeah, she is so pointless, she doesn't even have anything special about her that explains her popularity for example Amy Winehouse with her singing. It probably won't be long until this silly girl needs a drug rehab in California to fix her.

    sleeprunner Sat, 22/05/2010 - 19:42
  • Oh! Yeah! I read about that (and it does sound really... spooky) Apparently she is back in Drug Rehab Utah Treatment Center. Hopefully this time she will get clean for good, before she'll die from an overdose!

    AliceWonderland Tue, 06/04/2010 - 23:38
  • Do you really say "park my ass", in America?

    Life really does imitate art, or art life, I'm sure you know what I mean.

    HeyYou Fri, 23/10/2009 - 13:36
  • Much like you on this site, I park my ass on dlisted daily. Adrianne used to feature there often during the "pinnacle" of her success. That, and I used to watch a lot of reality television before I finally turned off my set and threw it in the trash. I've never looked back.

    I consider any platinum selling artist to be successful, whether I like their music or not. It's not a question of liking them or enjoying their music anymore, rather it's a question of are they properly marketed? She absolutely was.

    The fact that you know so little about Adrianne says that she wasn't, does it not?

    snaperific Fri, 23/10/2009 - 13:21
  • Snaperific, I am genuinely concerned that you know all these facts about a bottom feeder celeb (ZZZZ list) of whom none of us know jack shit....

    *edges nervously towards door*

    Blartmonster Fri, 23/10/2009 - 08:41
  • Is that a liberal definition of the word 'successful'?

    stella ah trois Fri, 23/10/2009 - 08:14
  • I think everyone here in the US pretty much thinks you're using a very liberal definition of the word "model" when you're referring to Adrienne Curry. What's she really done since she won ANTM? I mean, besides marry Peter Brady? And what a feat that was...Old has been marries woman half his age. It's all been done before. And really, who is she to be mocking anything Amy Winehouse has ever done? At least Amy's SUCCESSFUL in her singing gig.

    snaperific Fri, 23/10/2009 - 00:22
  • That's a shit costume. I went as a zombie Winehouse for halloween last year, and still did better than that by getting my (pissed) mates to draw the shittiest tattoos they could manage on me with eyeliner.
    Granted, I did have syringes sticking out of the beehive wig, but at least the rest of the costume was fairly accurate.

    retrovertigo Thu, 22/10/2009 - 19:20
  • I went to one of those a couple of years back. I ended up going as one of those "God Hates Fags" mentalists that picket soldiers' funerals in the US. We also had a paedo priest, Benazir Bhutto (complete with bullet hole bindi) and Princess Diana. A very hard-working couple came as the Twin Towers and all.

    retrovertigo Thu, 22/10/2009 - 19:17
  • Yeah, I expect all the parents who have lost children to heroin addiction have all got the same shit-eating grin this terminally-dense moron is showing here

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 18:50
  • Pretty rich considering this slag used to be a junkie herself or maybe that was just the sob story she told so she could win?

    Either way lame attempt she's missing the push up bra, batwings and ballet slippers.

    mirabellebuttersfield Thu, 22/10/2009 - 15:49
  • A Curry. Says it all really. A yellow dish that looks like shit. The only difference between a ruby and this middle-aged bag is that curries are tasty.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 22/10/2009 - 13:38
  • She's far too clean and good looking to be pretending to be Amy Winehouse. Needs more piss stains and less teeth.

    dandyboy Thu, 22/10/2009 - 13:07
  • I went to a Halloween party some years ago and two guys showed up as the World Trade Centre's twin towers.
    They got people to throw paper planes at them and then collapsed to the floor in a heap. A top effort - made even better by the fact that this was in October 2001 and there were quite a few Yanks at the party.
    They weren't pleased...

    admather Thu, 22/10/2009 - 12:52
  • she actually IS injecting heroin. it's so obvious, no-one suspects a thing.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 22/10/2009 - 12:43
  • To top that, I heard of a couple who turned up at a bad taste party dressed as a priest and a schoolboy. Epic.

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 12:32
  • I went to a "bad taste" party and whilst most had come dressed in mismatched neon, tasteless suits or "wolf & snowy scene" cardigans one punter came dressed as Madeleine McCann....genius.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 22/10/2009 - 12:22
  • This just isn't fucking relevant, is it? I went to an "Allo Allo" fancy dress party a few years ago and every cunt just dressed in either a German stormtrooper kit or a lazy fat waiter costime , and then just kept saying "Allo Allo" to each other.

    After headbutting the 6th person I fucked off down to the pub

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 12:04
  • Ugh, like this hasn't been done to death. At the Halloween party I went to last year there was an amazing Amy & Blake duo. This isn't just old, it's a shit costume.

    tescopop Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:59
  • Amy sticks it in between her toes. (Less visible scarring.)

    kwebb Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:56
  • Amy sticks it in between her toes. (Less visible scarring.)

    kwebb Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:56
  • Ugh, like this hasn't been done to death. At the Halloween party I went to last year there was an amazing Amy & Blake duo. This isn't just old, it's a shit costume.

    tescopop Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:59
  • This just isn't fucking relevant, is it? I went to an "Allo Allo" fancy dress party a few years ago and every cunt just dressed in either a German stormtrooper kit or a lazy fat waiter costime , and then just kept saying "Allo Allo" to each other.

    After headbutting the 6th person I fucked off down to the pub

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 12:04
  • I went to a "bad taste" party and whilst most had come dressed in mismatched neon, tasteless suits or "wolf & snowy scene" cardigans one punter came dressed as Madeleine McCann....genius.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 22/10/2009 - 12:22
  • To top that, I heard of a couple who turned up at a bad taste party dressed as a priest and a schoolboy. Epic.

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 12:32
  • she actually IS injecting heroin. it's so obvious, no-one suspects a thing.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 22/10/2009 - 12:43
  • I went to a Halloween party some years ago and two guys showed up as the World Trade Centre's twin towers.
    They got people to throw paper planes at them and then collapsed to the floor in a heap. A top effort - made even better by the fact that this was in October 2001 and there were quite a few Yanks at the party.
    They weren't pleased...

    admather Thu, 22/10/2009 - 12:52
  • She's far too clean and good looking to be pretending to be Amy Winehouse. Needs more piss stains and less teeth.

    dandyboy Thu, 22/10/2009 - 13:07
  • A Curry. Says it all really. A yellow dish that looks like shit. The only difference between a ruby and this middle-aged bag is that curries are tasty.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 22/10/2009 - 13:38
  • Pretty rich considering this slag used to be a junkie herself or maybe that was just the sob story she told so she could win?

    Either way lame attempt she's missing the push up bra, batwings and ballet slippers.

    mirabellebuttersfield Thu, 22/10/2009 - 15:49
  • Yeah, I expect all the parents who have lost children to heroin addiction have all got the same shit-eating grin this terminally-dense moron is showing here

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 18:50
  • I went to one of those a couple of years back. I ended up going as one of those "God Hates Fags" mentalists that picket soldiers' funerals in the US. We also had a paedo priest, Benazir Bhutto (complete with bullet hole bindi) and Princess Diana. A very hard-working couple came as the Twin Towers and all.

    retrovertigo Thu, 22/10/2009 - 19:17
  • That's a shit costume. I went as a zombie Winehouse for halloween last year, and still did better than that by getting my (pissed) mates to draw the shittiest tattoos they could manage on me with eyeliner.
    Granted, I did have syringes sticking out of the beehive wig, but at least the rest of the costume was fairly accurate.

    retrovertigo Thu, 22/10/2009 - 19:20
  • I think everyone here in the US pretty much thinks you're using a very liberal definition of the word "model" when you're referring to Adrienne Curry. What's she really done since she won ANTM? I mean, besides marry Peter Brady? And what a feat that was...Old has been marries woman half his age. It's all been done before. And really, who is she to be mocking anything Amy Winehouse has ever done? At least Amy's SUCCESSFUL in her singing gig.

    snaperific Fri, 23/10/2009 - 00:22
  • Is that a liberal definition of the word 'successful'?

    stella ah trois Fri, 23/10/2009 - 08:14
  • Snaperific, I am genuinely concerned that you know all these facts about a bottom feeder celeb (ZZZZ list) of whom none of us know jack shit....

    *edges nervously towards door*

    Blartmonster Fri, 23/10/2009 - 08:41
  • Much like you on this site, I park my ass on dlisted daily. Adrianne used to feature there often during the "pinnacle" of her success. That, and I used to watch a lot of reality television before I finally turned off my set and threw it in the trash. I've never looked back.

    I consider any platinum selling artist to be successful, whether I like their music or not. It's not a question of liking them or enjoying their music anymore, rather it's a question of are they properly marketed? She absolutely was.

    The fact that you know so little about Adrianne says that she wasn't, does it not?

    snaperific Fri, 23/10/2009 - 13:21
  • Do you really say "park my ass", in America?

    Life really does imitate art, or art life, I'm sure you know what I mean.

    HeyYou Fri, 23/10/2009 - 13:36
  • Oh! Yeah! I read about that (and it does sound really... spooky) Apparently she is back in Drug Rehab Utah Treatment Center. Hopefully this time she will get clean for good, before she'll die from an overdose!

    AliceWonderland Tue, 06/04/2010 - 23:38
  • Yeah, she is so pointless, she doesn't even have anything special about her that explains her popularity for example Amy Winehouse with her singing. It probably won't be long until this silly girl needs a drug rehab in California to fix her.

    sleeprunner Sat, 22/05/2010 - 19:42

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