If, like us, you've spent your entire existence wondering what heat (that warm feeling; not the magazine) smells like, then put your mind at rest - Beyonce has come to the rescue.
Mrs Z was at New York department store, Macy's, yesterday to release her brand new, revolutionary fragrance, 'Heat'. As usual, she wore some decent clothes and looked above average. Especially when the creative and imaginative photographers made her do a number of different poses ranging from sexy to stern to spraying herself in the face with perfume.
Our nostrils haven't yet had the pleasure of encountering 'Heat' but we are desperate to find out what it smells like. Especially after all these years of speculation. If anyone in New York (or Beyonce) is reading this then feel free to send some over.




COMMENTS (2)
It's hard to rip the piss out of Beyonce. I like her. Run stories on the waste-of-space celebs not on the people who try to get it right. I'm off to find summit else to sharpen my claws on.
Queen Bee-itch and Jehovah ("J-Hova") as he is now modestly known are a pair of Mammon worshipping, establishment-approved whores. And their monotonous, minimalist drones cause millions to auto-lobotomate across the globe.