Britney Spears leaving a salon in Hollywood
Now where's the nearest cliff...
Sat, 27/02/2010 - 10:05 by Harry BowSound the slow news day klaxon - Britney Spears has had her hair done!
Considering this is what she looked like a mere three days ago (and obviously THIS a couple of years back), though, it honestly will have to pass as public information.
Stay tuned; tomorrow we report on Britney's nails.

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I couldn't get past her nails, either. You'd think that if she went to a hair saloon, she would have at least done her manicure, too. This would have been a worthy trip, indeed. But since she owns a driver and not jet cards, I guess she can do without.
I know she's dirt cheap ennit?
If it was up to her I think she WOULD be living in a trailer but as long as she can make a few bucks, it'll be the Britney Show all the way. Poor kid and I know it's morbid, but let's hope she makes it to 30 without topping herself.
Love her tippex'ed nails
Britney always reminded me of this Simpsons episode where Lisa worries she's getting stupider and has this flashforward to being married to Ralph Wiggum. She's fat as hell and stuck in a hammock, going "Get Mama's pryin' bar!"
What I'm sayin' is that I'm amazed Britney lives in a house that doesn't have wheels.
Poor Britney, one minute the world is craning its neck to see if you're going to top yourself/drink-drive off a cliff/take a rifle to a mall and let rip, and the next minute, no-one even leaves a comment on your gossip site article. Don't worry Britney, I'm still hoping you will in fact do one of the above things. I still care even if nobody else does.
Poor Britney, one minute the world is craning its neck to see if you're going to top yourself/drink-drive off a cliff/take a rifle to a mall and let rip, and the next minute, no-one even leaves a comment on your gossip site article. Don't worry Britney, I'm still hoping you will in fact do one of the above things. I still care even if nobody else does.
Britney always reminded me of this Simpsons episode where Lisa worries she's getting stupider and has this flashforward to being married to Ralph Wiggum. She's fat as hell and stuck in a hammock, going "Get Mama's pryin' bar!"
What I'm sayin' is that I'm amazed Britney lives in a house that doesn't have wheels.
Love her tippex'ed nails
I know she's dirt cheap ennit?
If it was up to her I think she WOULD be living in a trailer but as long as she can make a few bucks, it'll be the Britney Show all the way. Poor kid and I know it's morbid, but let's hope she makes it to 30 without topping herself.
I couldn't get past her nails, either. You'd think that if she went to a hair saloon, she would have at least done her manicure, too. This would have been a worthy trip, indeed. But since she owns a driver and not jet cards, I guess she can do without.