The foul and the pussycat
Wed, 26/05/2010 - 05:23 by Aretha Franklin

Professional dancer wins dancing competition shocker!

So there you have it; former dance troupe leader Nicole Scherzinger has better moves on the floor than 80-year-old astronaut Buzz Aldrin - who'd have thought it? 

This season’s eliminated contestants – the NFL’s Chad Ochocinco, comic Niecy Nash, reality stars Kate Gosselin and Jake Pavelka, Buzz Aldrin and Pamela Anderson, Shannen Doherty and Aiden Turner – were rolled out for the final show on Tuesday where top three finalists Nicole Scherzinger, Erin Andrews and Evan Lysacek battled it out with a passable doble. 

After each finalist and his or her partner performed two routines, a judge’s redemption dance and a freestyle routine, Nicole and Derek Hough were named the winners - blahdeblah.

Derek's obviously not as masculine as Nicole's former ginger band mate, but he's got the moves - just not the wardrobe.

The 11th season of Dancing With the Stars kicks off Sept. 20. Our money's on Darcey Bushell to win. 

  • Which was a bit unfair really since Nicole Scherzinger is, you know, a professional dancer.

    Poor Buzz Aldrin, he never stood a fuckin chance!

    GretaBritain Wed, 26/05/2010 - 14:04
  • Which was a bit unfair really since Nicole Scherzinger is, you know, a professional dancer.

    Poor Buzz Aldrin, he never stood a fuckin chance!

    GretaBritain Wed, 26/05/2010 - 14:04

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