David Schwimmer has dealt a crushing blow to all hardcore Friends fans who thought Ross and Rachel would last forever by announcing his engagement to British photographer, Zoe Buckman. 

On first glance at the pair of them together, you would've thought Schwimmer was out on a day trip with his daughter. But apparently they have been dating (like, actually touching each other and stuff) since 2007 when they met in London while Schwimmer was directing the film Run Fatboy Run.

Schwimmer is 43 and Buckman is 24-years-old (phwoar, go on my son etc) but, despite being almost double her age, they are now engaged after three years together.

We guess it could be worse. Worse meaning this, which would only be more disgusting if her mouth was full of bullshit. Oh wait...